ice breaker thread

[Daath]

Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out ma' package!

 

[Slojo69]

Of course they fall for every line, they're swooning so they can dig in your pocket some more

Noooo, i never give em money .... wait, they always say no eventually, but that usually changes to a yes when i jump out from their backseat after they get off

 

[IregAt420]

My dick is 8 inches

AROUND

there isn't much time...

turn around and leave.

she'll come runnnnnin

 

[Daath]

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

LoL

 

[ma jigga]

Your daddy must be a terrorist cause you are DA BOMB. lmfao.. really?

 

[StonedPony]

Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?

 

[ma jigga]

Do you want to see something swell -wink-?

 

[Daath]

Is your fridge running? Wait... What?

 

[......]

It all depends on where yer at, Strip Clubs are the best, those dancers fall for EVERY line i throw at em, ya I'm that good!

there you go again....
I dont have enough rep to give you lol

 

[StonedPony]

Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!

 

[DarthD3vl]

best pick up line ever

first you must have fake cast on your leg or legs and some books
drop books
then ask a pretty girl

"would you help me pick up those books"

(then you hit them in the head with a crowbar)

 

[IregAt420]

Or...the easy way

 

[Slojo69]

there you go again....
I dont have enough rep to give you lol

lol it's all good, I'm in a particularly good mood tonight and have no idea why, im not even high at the moment. lol

 

[ma jigga]

Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!

Hahah, I'll have to use this at the local bar.. It's always like a high school reunion there in between semesters. I've gotten so fried in between that I can't remember some names

 

[StonedPony]

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Or...the easy way

Thats a win win if ever I saw one

 

[Slojo69]

best pick up line ever

first you must have fake cast on your leg or legs and some books
drop books
then ask a pretty girl

"would you help me pick up those books"

(then you hit them in the head with a crowbar)

Wasnt that on that movie about ted bundy? lol

 

[DarthD3vl]

best pick up line ever

first you must have fake cast on your leg or legs and some books
drop books
then ask a pretty girl

"would you help me pick up those books"

(then you hit them in the head with a crowbar)

ted bundy used this many times


I almost invented the crow bar gun for long distance pick ups lol

 

[ma jigga]

best pick up line ever

first you must have fake cast on your leg or legs and some books
drop books
then ask a pretty girl

"would you help me pick up those books"

(then you hit them in the head with a crowbar)

I'll take the pacifist approach and just mount her ass, then say I have to hold onto something so I don't fall lol

 

[Slojo69]

ted bundy used this many times


I almost invented the crow bar gun for long distance pick ups lol

HAH!! I was right!!! He's my hero! lol

 

[IregAt420]

Just for Darth..