ice breaker thread

ma jigga

ma jigga

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So I'm pretty baked right now. good times. anyway..

You know those moments where you're sitting with a babe and it gets too quiet. Shouldn't let that happen too much.. but give this a shot at least once.. lol

Say this..

Hey (person), you were in my dream last night

Persons response should be something like..Really? What? What happened?

Then you say...

we were on a date in a modern day throwback movie based in the 50's, like pleasantville. I was in my convertible and I picked you up at 9:30. We headed up some path ending at 'the spot' overlooking the city and it's lights. We did our thing and then I dropped you off at home at midnight, walking you to your door, kissing you then handing you my lettermans jacket.

Just.. don't do it on someone you barely know.. lol. Or do it anyway and tell us how it goes.

I used it on a few and they got a good kick out of it. Priceless expressions out of this one..

Alright judge me I know it's lame. Now 1 up me with your one liners
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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How much does a Polar bear weigh?

...Idk..

...enough to break the ice! Hi, my name is ________, nice to meet you.

That shit is brilliant! Saw that from that new movie coming out with John C. Riley
 
jammin screw

jammin screw

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Hey i had a crazy dream lastnite..... Reaally what happened? I dreamed of ur mom.. THen see their expression.. Lol sorry don't say that.... I dnt know I jus do sum random shit.... C
 
ma jigga

ma jigga

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Padawanbater2 said:
How much does a Polar bear weigh?

...Idk..

...enough to break the ice! Hi, my name is ________, nice to meet you.

That shit is brilliant! Saw that from that new movie coming out with John C. Riley
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Haha again with the same movie. Some girl used that on me at a party about a month ago and it caught me off guard
 
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Padawanbater2 said:
How much does a Polar bear weigh?

...Idk..

...enough to break the ice! Hi, my name is ________, nice to meet you.

That shit is brilliant! Saw that from that new movie coming out with John C. Riley
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that polar bear joke had me dieing lol.
idk op just talk about what comes to your mind with her and keep letting her talk and just act like your somewhat interested.
 
Slojo69

Slojo69

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It all depends on where yer at, Strip Clubs are the best, those dancers fall for EVERY line i throw at em, ya I'm that good!
 
ma jigga

ma jigga

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...... said:
that polar bear joke had me dieing lol.
idk op just talk about what comes to your mind with her and keep letting her talk and just act like your somewhat interested.
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That's what I do with my mary jane every morning. She loves when I talk to her. Makes her happy... And oh she talks back, just not right away. Takes a few weeks if you catch my drift.
 
ma jigga

ma jigga

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Slojo69 said:
It all depends on where yer at, Strip Clubs are the best, those dancers fall for EVERY line i throw at em, ya I'm that good!
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Of course they fall for every line, they're swooning so they can dig in your pocket some more :P
 
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