anyone else think its disgusting that christians are accepting gays now?

thedoc08

thedoc08

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Mr.bagseed said:
Have you been michael phelps more than once? I think you meant; it's as if i were michael phelps competing in the special olympics.

I lost my buzz like an hour ago, i got all day to fuck with you kid. :clap:
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Unfortunately I don't have all day to fuck with some retard that quotes himself in his sig. Thanks for playing along though champ.
 
Luger187

Luger187

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Mr.bagseed said:
You feel intellectually inferior after reading my post, thus a weak attempt at making funny.



Its funny how christians are immediately raged at when it comes to gay rights. As if islam is the beacon of tollerance.
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i mostly speak to christians because muslims arent a problem where i live. the nutcase christians that push their beliefs on me EVERY DAY, are a problem
 
woodsmaneh!

woodsmaneh!

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[FONT=&quot]HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The following is an actual question given on a[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]answer by one student was so "profound" that the[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]enjoying it as well.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]endothermic (absorbs heat)?[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]when it is compressed) or some variant.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]One student, however, wrote the following:[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]changing in time.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]into Hell and t he rate at which they are leaving. I[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]leaving.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]the different religions that exist in the world today.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Most of these religions state that if you are not a[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]there is more than one of these religions and since[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]people do not belong to more than one religion, we can[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]project that all souls go to Hell.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]are added.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]This gives two possibilities:[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]loose.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]So which is it?[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]If we accept the postulate given to me by Carol[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]the fact that I slept with her last night, then number[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]exothermic and has already frozen over.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]which explains why, last night, Carol kept shouting[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Oh my God."[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"[/FONT]
 
woodsmaneh!

woodsmaneh!

Well-Known Member
Luger187 said:
i mostly speak to christians because muslims arent a problem where i live. the nutcase christians that push their beliefs on me EVERY DAY, are a problem
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Very interesting -- the University is standing by their professor and not bowing down to special interest groups!

[COLOR=black&quot][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][/COLOR]http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/wichman.asp
Professor Wichman E-mail
[COLOR=black&quot][FONT=&quot]Claim: [/FONT][/COLOR]A Michigan professor sent an e-mail telling Muslim students to leave the country.
Status: [COLOR=black&quot][FONT=&quot]True.[/FONT][/COLOR]
The story begins at Michigan State University with a mechanical engineering professor named Indred Wichman.

Wichman sent an e-mail to the Muslim Student's Association.
The e-mail was in response to the students' protest of the Danish cartoons that portrayed the Prophet Muhammad as a terrorist.
The group had complained the cartoons were 'hate speech.'
============
Enter Professor Wichman.
==========================================
In his e-mail, he said the following:
===============================
Dear Muslim Association,
As a professor of Mechanical Engineering here at MSU I intend to protest your protest.
I am offended not by cartoons, but by more mundane things like beheadings of civilians, cowardly attacks on public buildings, suicide murders, murders of Catholic priests (the latest in Turkey), burnings of Christian churches, the continued persecution of Coptic Christians in Egypt, the imposition of Sharia law on non-Muslims, the rapes of Scandinavian girls and women (called 'whores' in your culture), the murder of film directors in Holland, and the rioting and looting in Paris France.
This is what offends me, a soft-spoken person and academic, and many, many of my colleagues.I counsel you dissatisfied, aggressive, brutal, and uncivilized slave-trading Muslims to be very aware of this as you proceed with your infantile 'protests.'
If you do not like the values of the West - see the First Amendment - you are free to leave. I hope for God's sake that most of you choose that option.
Please return to your ancestral homelands and build them up yourselves instead of troubling Americans..
Cordially,
I. S. Wichman
Professor of Mechanical Engineering
=============================
As you can imagine,
The Muslim group at the university didn't like this too well.
They're demanding that Wichman be reprimanded, that the university impose mandatory diversity training for faculty,
And mandate a seminar on hate and discrimination for all freshmen.
Now, the local chapter of CAIR has jumped into the fray.
CAIR, the Council on American-Islamic Relations, apparently doesn't believe that the good professor
Had the right to express his opinion.
==========
For its part, the university is standing its ground in support of Professor Wichman,
Saying the e-mail was private, and they don't intend to publicly condemn his remarks.
============================================================
Send this to your friends, and ask them to do the same.
Tell them to keep passing it around until the whole country gets it.
We are in a war.
This political correctness crap is getting old and killing us.
==================

​
 
Luger187

Luger187

Well-Known Member
dankog said:
Its good to hear that Christians are finally coming around to the truth--gays deserve equal human rights.

There is no doubt that God exists--just look at the universe, and how rare Earth is (is it rally just a scientific fluke we're all here?), but humanity can screw it up sometimes--even messages from God.

The way I see the Bible is this...God is a busy force. Very busy. So he calls some things down to his secretaries to write for him (it was a book written by a human), and being human, we make mistakes. And the boss, being so busy, might not catch every mistake
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ummm.... :wall:
 
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Michael Phelps

Well-Known Member
carl.burnette said:
I suppose.. Just more history & proof from the bible. There was a king david, there was moses etc. Archeological finds etc. Im not sure they've found Hogs-worth Academy yet but they might.

Christians are supposed to love the gays & everyone else. Its Gods department as to punishment & what not.
That's where things get weirded out. People assuming to know the mind of God. Its his ball let him make the rules. :)

Now, back to the weed..
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I hope you know that your precious bible, specifically the old testament is just a short compilation of much older religious texts... For instance the story of genesis is originally from the Summerian Texts, The story of Noah is infact from the Mahabharata, etc.

But im down to blaze, pass the J this way..
 
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Michael Phelps

Well-Known Member
thedoc08 said:
Nah, I don't try to put much time into being anti-religion, I just enjoy taking a few jabs at the weak every now and then.
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Yeah i dont either... But you gotta watch these man, you would get a kick out of them, they are like 3-5 minute episodes.. Hang on ill post one now..
 
Luger187

Luger187

Well-Known Member
woodsmaneh! said:
[FONT=&quot]HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The following is an actual question given on a[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]answer by one student was so "profound" that the[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]enjoying it as well.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]endothermic (absorbs heat)?[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]when it is compressed) or some variant.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]One student, however, wrote the following:[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]changing in time.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]into Hell and t he rate at which they are leaving. I[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]leaving.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]the different religions that exist in the world today.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Most of these religions state that if you are not a[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]there is more than one of these religions and since[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]people do not belong to more than one religion, we can[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]project that all souls go to Hell.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]are added.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]This gives two possibilities:[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]loose.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]So which is it?[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]If we accept the postulate given to me by Carol[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]the fact that I slept with her last night, then number[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]exothermic and has already frozen over.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]which explains why, last night, Carol kept shouting[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Oh my God."[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"[/FONT]
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the relevant part starts at 4:25

[video=youtube;wbrQI0r1B7w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbrQI0r1B7w[/video]
 
Johnnyorganic

Johnnyorganic

Well-Known Member
Luger187 said:
after all these years of killing and hating on gay people, they say its ok now? WTF?! they cant do that!
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That is casting a wide net.

Not every Christian religion is altering it's views on Homosexuals.

Some Christian religions have long been accepting of homosexuals.

Some Christian religions refuse to change.

Some are beginning to see the contradiction and are moving to correct their official policies.

At one time, the official view of the Catholic Church was that the other planets and the sun revolved around the Earth. They damn near killed Galileo over it. They did, however, force him to renounce his findings and essentially held him under house arrest for the rest of his life. Since then, they have come around.

It happens when the evidence against their position is overwhelming.

When it does we should applaud them, not berate them for changing their position.
 
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