theexpress
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atleast one time but it depends on what i been eating and how much i been eating, and if i had been drinking mad beer the night before lol
How many times a day do you shit?
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socaliboy
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Make sure you always look out for flat turds. I knew someone who said they had flat turds, and they kept it quiet for a while. He wound up being diagnosed with colon cancer, and the tumor was affecting the shape of his stools.
In regards to the question, I don't know. Once or Twice a day..
In regards to the question, I don't know. Once or Twice a day..
smokermore
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no offence, but i bet your a big fat guy. i got a big fat friend who shits like 4 times a dayBeen having this discussion with people in real life. Some say once per day, though not everyday so like 5 times a week. Others say after every meal.
I say pretty much after every meal, and a few others. I would say I normally poop 4 times every day.
About to go fire off round 1...
noobdestroyer
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you must walk around all day with a shit ass thats gross
Snow Crash
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At least once. Sometimes twice if I've been eating a little sporadically. It's usually about 20 minutes after I wake up, like clockwork. Sometimes though, like after a pizza night, a 10:00am cup of coffee does it to me all over again.
Then there's the like 6:00pm to 8:00pm window that depends on when I ate breakfast and how big it was...
I think the key to staying healthy down below is an ass load of water. I know people who haven't had an honest glass of just water in years... I can only wonder... I keep a pitcher of it on the table every day. Just fill the pitcher in the morning and fill my glass as I need it.
I read this article in Playboy a few years ago about this guy that went to a detox thing and was getting these daily green tea and BS enemas along with a healthy diet and a lot of exercise. After 3 weeks of sweating and shitting out toxins while eating only raw food and pure water, he claims that shit he ate as a kid which had been stuck to his intestinal wall for years came falling out. Bubblegum, black licorice looking stuff... all kinds of fucking funky.
He claimed the last week of Detox started out as the worst and ended feeling the best he's felt in his whole life. After he was totally cleaned out he weighed 30 pounds less... most of it just 30 years of shit stuck to his insides.
Then he went out, ate steak and potatoes, got drunk, smoked cigars and weed, and devirginized himself all over again
The moral of the story kids, is take care of the digestive system, it takes care of you! Change your oil regularly, but don't forget to have some fun too.
Then there's the like 6:00pm to 8:00pm window that depends on when I ate breakfast and how big it was...
I think the key to staying healthy down below is an ass load of water. I know people who haven't had an honest glass of just water in years... I can only wonder... I keep a pitcher of it on the table every day. Just fill the pitcher in the morning and fill my glass as I need it.
I read this article in Playboy a few years ago about this guy that went to a detox thing and was getting these daily green tea and BS enemas along with a healthy diet and a lot of exercise. After 3 weeks of sweating and shitting out toxins while eating only raw food and pure water, he claims that shit he ate as a kid which had been stuck to his intestinal wall for years came falling out. Bubblegum, black licorice looking stuff... all kinds of fucking funky.
He claimed the last week of Detox started out as the worst and ended feeling the best he's felt in his whole life. After he was totally cleaned out he weighed 30 pounds less... most of it just 30 years of shit stuck to his insides.
Then he went out, ate steak and potatoes, got drunk, smoked cigars and weed, and devirginized himself all over again
The moral of the story kids, is take care of the digestive system, it takes care of you! Change your oil regularly, but don't forget to have some fun too.
StonedPony
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How many times have you done this while fucked up.
grow space
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NEVER !
Kodank Moment
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It's healthy to shit 3 times a day. So if you don't shit that much you need to eat more.
I shit 3-4 depending on intake.
I shit 3-4 depending on intake.
auldone
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I thought I was the only one who did that!!!
XxHazexX
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Im with Poplars on this one. who the hell talks about how many times a day you sht.
StonedPony
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from the number of reply evidently alot
juleswinnfield
Active Member
i shit about 4-5 times a day
the worst is working outside and realizing there is no toilet to shit in... and its only 9 o clock.
also the ring of fire kinda sucks after eating some tasty hot wings the night before... but its always worth it
the worst is working outside and realizing there is no toilet to shit in... and its only 9 o clock.
also the ring of fire kinda sucks after eating some tasty hot wings the night before... but its always worth it
Snow Crash
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Yeah dude... 8 times a day, or more, is really frequently. Spastic colon? IBS maybe? I'd get that looked at.
Everyone should have at least one a day. 3 per day is pretty normal. 4 or more on a regular basis is kinda odd. I'm no poo doctor but I think that's pretty much common sense. I'd bring it up at the docs. And I'd Activia for sure.
noobdestroyer
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guy incognito is what he calls himself when hes sneaking back to the can!
ah yes, ive had to pull the tractor over and shit in the field while at work..
chrons disease here...on a bad day i can go up to 15 times. on a normal day i go between 5-8.
beardo - thats exactly how my problems started, then i was diagnosed with IBS. then the problems got worse over the years and a slew of tests showed crohns.
that makes absolutely no sense bro.
oh you'd be surprised man. im so used to talking about it with my doctors over the years it doesnt bother me at all...im actually interested to see how other people compare to me. call me gross, i dont care.
beardo
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It's been like this for a few years I even have a rash or something that I think might be poo related it's a rash on my legs around where my legs ass and balls all come together. I have gone to doctors a couple of times about it-For the pooping they said I have chronic health problems and wanted me to go to other doctors-I don't have time for that shit, what's up with that you go to a doctor who tells you to go to a diffrent doctor-and the rash they said was fungus and to use anti fungus cream so I used cream and sprayed it with tough actin tanactin everyday for a few months but it still won't go away. The shittings usually not that much of a problem...Its allways diareeah but only when I go to the bathroom...its not like I have to run to the toilet but sometimes it is like that and thats when its a problem because I instantly shit my pants. The
rash is the part that really sucks it hurts to walk and my balls allways feel slimey
Total Head
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now see that's a useful bit of info. even if all flat turds don't automatically mean tumor it's another thing to mention to a doctor.