How many times a day do you shit?
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guy incognito
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Mine only last for a long time if i'm sick. The 2 I had today were maybe 1-2 minutes each. Sit down, do my business for a minute or two, then get on with my day. I never understood people who take an hour to dump a turd. If i'm sitting there for an hour it's because something is not working right.
wyteberrywidow
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It keeps coming in the new post which is annoying...But thanks i found something to do since you want to talk shit...
Total Head
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hell me and my friends discuss our shitting habits and we're all under 30. i actually shit an average of 4 times a day. yes 4. sometimes as much as 7. even if i go a whole day without eating i shit this way. i actually get what some people would refer to as "the shits" about 4 times a week. it's apparently normal for me so no worries. the doctors never find anything wrong with me. i have a friend who only shits once every 3 days and he says they are like little rock hard rabbit turds. his doctor says this is normal for him. apparently it's only worrisome if there is a sudden change in one's normal bowel habits. also i haven't had to "force" a shit in almost 10 years. i say if you have to push then you don't really have to shit.
Michael Phelps
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Generally one for every meal, so 2-3 times a day..
Total Head
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dude grow up. immature? i just saw a thread the other day about whether or not plants get scared of us because they know they will be killed and smoked...there is nothing immature about a frank discussion about body functions. me and my friends talk about all kinds of stuff because we don't all have big poles up our asses. don't you know that everybody poops?
canuckgrow
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Some of my favorite time of day is poop time......First thing in the morning.....and usually after dinner as well.......I know a guy who only shits once a week or so he says......But when he shits its like a fuckin greyhound bus.......I'm like dude doesn't that hurt? He says yeah but it feels good right after.....LOL.
Total Head
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lol. introducing the new biggest thread in riu history...maybe not but good stuff anyway.
Padawanbater2
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Begs the question - why did you click on a thread entitled "How many times a day do you shit?" if you don't want to hear it?
Take the wall down man, if you can't talk about shitting with random people from the internet, it really makes me wonder how you operate in daily life..
StonedPony
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did you know the color of your turd can tell alot about your health.......not going to list it all but just google it you will find a page by a doctor and pics to show color and what it means
Padawanbater2
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I've always wondered the meaning. What should I google exactly? "shit color meaning"...?
StonedPony
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Here is one you can look at no pics on it but google color feces
http://www.enzymestuff.com/rtstools.htm
purplehazin
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Liar! Girls don't poop.
Padawanbater2
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guy incognito
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DSB65
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and they dont fart either.....liar! Girls don't poop.
DSB65
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i had either type 3 or 4 today..but after i drink usually type 7....
SocataSmoker
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I loved that book as a kid...
april
Pickle Queen
lmfao well if i don't poo or fart what happens to the food i eat?
And why do men , well mine find it ok to drop a deuce when i'm in the shower or any other time i'm in the bathroom?? And even if i have the door closed because i'm going pee he finds the need to walk in and start telling me something?
And why do men , well mine find it ok to drop a deuce when i'm in the shower or any other time i'm in the bathroom?? And even if i have the door closed because i'm going pee he finds the need to walk in and start telling me something?
guy incognito
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I don't like pooping in front of other people. That includes people in the shower. I grew up in a one bathroom house, and you gotta do what you gotta do, so i've been on both sides of the curtain many times.