how to be a "normal person"

BongJuice

Well-Known Member
The first line is Johnny Cash

And it's ovbvious i'm joking, im not a modern day Jack-The-Ripper.

You're harshing my mellow, chill the fuck out, you don't have to go around accusing people of lying when it's obvious.

Now you're harshing my mellow.
You can chill too,
You don't have to tell me to chill the fuck out when it's obvious that I was speaking facetiously.
 

Dragonus

Active Member
Now you're harshing my mellow.
You can chill too,
You don't have to tell me to chill the fuck out when it's obvious that I was speaking facetiously.
You were being a jerk. I'm done arguing, let's just forget this happened and be peaceful stoners and relax
 

rambler420

Well-Known Member
that actually might be kinda cool. ;)

put it in the microwave for 5 seconds first.
This is covered in the show Weeds, .....best show ever! Warning - obvious adult content

[video=youtube;FWzOQTFwRBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWzOQTFwRBE[/video]
 

BongJuice

Well-Known Member
This is covered in the show Weeds, .....best show ever! Warning - obvious adult content
That show weeds was dumbest shit ever aired on television.
What would be a cool show about weed would be about a bunch
of young adults getting through all the trials and tribulations that life
has to offer in some small shitty town.
Sorta like, "That 70's Show".
 

BongJuice

Well-Known Member
Anyone ever drive in Los Angeles?

To get to work I go through 22 stop lights, most days I will get like 5 green ones. I literally scream at people while I am driving (normal?) because of how fucking stupid so many people are...and how fucking dangerous they make the roads for everyone else driving like total assholes, just because I live here my car insurance is like double what it should be...
I know what you mean, I drive in all of NYC.
Honestly I don't think it's normal to scream at someone that can't hear you, nor cares probably.
I listen to calm music like Ottmar Liebert or something in the car. It relaxes me enough to get through the day.
If the music isn't working, I usually pull over and take few hits off the pipe.
 

Matt Rize

Hashmaster
i straighten out everything in front of me so it's square and evenly spaced. so yes, counting things is normal. :)
being ocd is normal for hardcore tokers. we need order to let our highs fully activate. im with ya gogrow and fdd.

I have to do dishes and sweep my kitchen first thing in the morning. Its gotten to the point where I just leave the kitchen chairs up on the table, so I don't have to keep picking them up to sweep. Freakazoid
 

GreatwhiteNorth

Global Moderator
Staff member
I know what you mean, I drive in all of NYC.
Honestly I don't think it's normal to scream at someone that can't hear you, nor cares probably.
I listen to calm music like Ottmar Liebert or something in the car. It relaxes me enough to get through the day.
If the music isn't working, I usually pull over and take few hits off the pipe.
I really feel for you guys that have those long/city commutes, I don't think I could take it for very long at this stage.
Had to leave St. Louis 10 years ago, I just knew I was going to snuff some dumb mother fucker in a Subaru during my commute.
It now takes me around 8 minutes to get to work in the morning - one traffic light & almost zero traffic. :-P
My hat is off to those with difficult daily drives.:clap:
 

Matt Rize

Hashmaster
Anyone ever drive in Los Angeles?

To get to work I go through 22 stop lights, most days I will get like 5 green ones. I literally scream at people while I am driving (normal?) because of how fucking stupid so many people are...and how fucking dangerous they make the roads for everyone else driving like total assholes, just because I live here my car insurance is like double what it should be...
Screaming at people in traffic. normal. Or at least a daily habit of mine
 

Matt Rize

Hashmaster
often when i get up during the night to piss, I'll pee in the sink when the toilet is right next to it :)
eeewwwww. married life huh? my girl would bust my ass for something like that. she even asked me to not pee in the shower. I was like "yeah sure"... she must be crazy.
 
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