how to be a "normal person"

Big P

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I like to stick my fingers in my gurl's ass and pussy like u would a bowling ball and control her like a meat puppet while she gives me oral sex from the side





I also do not like putting a question mark at the end of a sentence thats a question im typing or texting. Seems like the question mark may be too harsh or somthing

Like:

"where is my tool box?"



As opposed to a much kinder:

"where is my tool box."
 

themda

Well-Known Member
I like to stick my fingers in my gurl's ass and pussy like u would a bowling ball and control her like a meat puppet while she gives me oral sex from the side
i do just about the same except for instead of fingers its both of my fists.
 

rowlman

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I have to do things in even numbers...like 4 or 6 ice cubes in my drink...if there is 5 cubes in the icetray...I'll throw the 5th one away...2 or 4 pillows on my bed, never 1 or 3...lol
I only have the one wife though...she doesn't seem to understand my need for 2 or 4 wifes...we're still working on that
 

Greenplease

Active Member
I have this uncanny habit of counting random things such as steps while walking, or swings of a hammer.... is that 'normal'? :D
O.k so I only just opened this thread for the first time today, and this post right here got me man.

I know EXACTLY how many stairs there are in every establishment that I frequent (home, work, uni etc) I never really thought about it much, but i can seriously walk around the house with my eye's closed, including going up and down the stairs.

No shit! That's incredible!

I don't throw out old underwear either, I love being at home in my holey, old underwear! And I get really upset if my wife decides that I don't need them anymore, even though I know that they are fucked and generally unusable..........
 

gogrow

confused
...I suggested her sisters...you know, to keep it in the family...but that didn't go over to well...I'll keep you posted if I figure something out...lol
+rep for this.... I've been on my wife's ass for a threesome with one of the sisters too :D
 
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