how to be a "normal person"

ogkush21

ogkush21

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I only smoke blunts that are wrapped in a garcia vega or dutchmaster. everyone thinks I'm weird becuase I hate swishers lol
 
rambler420

rambler420

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I'm empathic. If you walk in the room I feel your mood immediately and it affects mine. I'm not only this way with humans but with animals as well. It's paralyzing sometimes when I encounter an abused animal. I've been known to cry for hours just by making eye contact with dog. It's powerful and debilitating.
 
Leothwyn

Leothwyn

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I find myself counting things too. Guess it's not too uncommon.

The getting on the highway at 30mph thing drives me crazy. I grew up in SoCal and learned that you just go really fast and push your way in, now I'm in a smallish town in NorCal and I sometimes get stuck behind idiots who will actually come to a complete stop on an onramp waiting for a nice, clear entrance.
 
rambler420

rambler420

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Leothwyn said:
I find myself counting things too. Guess it's not too uncommon.

now I'm in a smallish town in NorCal and I sometimes get stuck behind idiots who will actually come to a complete stop on an onramp waiting for a nice, clear entrance.
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That's nationwide, buddy, unfortunately. The idiots, they're everywhere.
 
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Logges

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sensisensai said:
i like to take the first letter of every word i say/read/hear and put them together to see if they make words, i literally almost drove myself insane with it in highschool but its chilled out alot since, am i all fucked up? lol
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nice one

when i read a word (4 example a sign on the road, advertisement, street name, etc.) i like to take two consonants and switch them up, and pronounce it, then switch the rest of the consonants in different combinations, and pronounce it again. i only do it for fun, like a mental game i guess.

its a lot easier in Spanish though because it is a much more phonetic language; its pronounced depending solely on the letters, so you can combine any letters and THERE IS A WAY to pronounce it. not the case in english. i still do it in English as well. when the word is in English.
 
The Ruiner

The Ruiner

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Anyone ever drive in Los Angeles?

To get to work I go through 22 stop lights, most days I will get like 5 green ones. I literally scream at people while I am driving (normal?) because of how fucking stupid so many people are...and how fucking dangerous they make the roads for everyone else driving like total assholes, just because I live here my car insurance is like double what it should be...
 
gogrow

gogrow

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often when i get up during the night to piss, I'll pee in the sink when the toilet is right next to it :)
 
d.s.m.

d.s.m.

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Is it normal to be 41 and still jerking off nearly as often as you did when you were 16?
 
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Dragonus

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I killed a man in reno just to watch him die.

On the other hand i rob liquor stores, shoot dope, and strangle prostitutes.
 
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Dragonus

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BongJuice said:
You sound like my neighbor.
You know, the guy that has to make up shit just to get
people to like him.
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The first line is Johnny Cash

And it's ovbvious i'm joking, im not a modern day Jack-The-Ripper.

You're harshing my mellow, chill the fuck out, you don't have to go around accusing people of lying when it's obvious.
 
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