The UK Growers Thread!

speedyseedz

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thank you oh great 1 lol i'll be ordering me a couple of 10packs 2mo cheers for the info mate i'll have a look at the coco option as i haven't got any soil left now after i dumped it all

I sent out the payment request and its all wrapped up and ready to go Dragon,
 

rainz

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sorry man jus see hair straightners n shit in the background lol but keep up the good work and no ur an average bloke growin fuckin beautifull plants! im new on here so i must apoligise I really hope i make friends with you all though, its nice to talk to others in the UK i dont no ANYONE that grows round ere lol
 

tip top toker

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and i am a completely superior being, who can't grow owt but average plants :lol:

know what you mean about the knowing people who grow, would be nice. my old flatmate is looking into it which would be great for me, a possible caregiver should shit get messed up in my life, but then he opened his mouth and i know i want nothing to do with him growing. he literally wants free weed, he really couldn't give a fuck about growing it, and was going on the assumption that i would jsut grow it all for him at his house, be the troubleshooter, answer every and any question under the sun, so to that i have told him to fuck off. every time he asks me to do something i tell him i can't, i'm busy reading and asking questions, they won't grow themselves, hopefully he'll get the message and either stop being a fat cunt, or juts drop the idea.

i know for sure that he'll be caught within about a month as well, lett's just say this boy is gifted with about as many brains as well, he got one, we just don't quite know where he aquired it, he's a bit stupid to say the least :lol: would bi nice for somehine else to have a copy of the cheese though so i didn't have to fret about losing my mother and never having cheese again
 

Don Gin and Ton

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sorry man jus see hair straightners n shit in the background lol but keep up the good work and no ur an average bloke growin fuckin beautifull plants! im new on here so i must apoligise I really hope i make friends with you all though, its nice to talk to others in the UK i dont no ANYONE that grows round ere lol
ahahahaha yeah my lases hair stuff in the background doesnt do much for my rep i admit. i sport the skinhead look.
 

mr west

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Cheers mr west Are ur plants stayin nice an green is that every feed for u?
Or 1 feed 1 water 1 feed coz think am gona just try straight feed for the next round until I feel they need a little flush
i took a lights off shot of my tent in my cheese thread yesterday have a look and mse how green they r
 

mr west

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Jock Mctavish was up in court accused of having sex with his cat. The judge threw it out of court refusing to belive a Scottsman would put anything into a kitty.
 

dura72

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yeah tip top i know exactly what your talkin about mate, ive got this pair of muppets that fone me all the time too score and when i go outta my way to get them stuff all i hear is about fuckin expensive it is and why oh why do they get stalks in it and its not dry enuff and on and on and on. i get them oz's for 160, usually quality gear, well enuff dried although maybe not always perfectly becoz there on the fone constantly and no cunt gets tim to dry it properly and even when there gettin premium main cola they want the fuckin centre stalk cut out as well, its the one thing i hate about dealing the fuckin whingeing customers, ive got a charlie customer the same , my mates wife she always whineing about its not as good as it used to be(of course its not but the fact ur tolerance levels are like pete fuckin doherty dont help) and is it cut with anything (of course it is you fuckin muppet but not by me coz i dont have the fuckin time or inclination) and can i get 3 weeks to pay( 3 FUCKIN WEEKS and ive still got to chase the cunt). fuckin drug using customers i fuckin hate them all , fuckin moaning cunts fuck this i'm gettin a fuckin real job and yooz can all find sum other mug to get you your fuckin drugs. BASTARDS.
 

dura72

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thats wots gonna happen mate.. what i was gonna say before i ran of on a rant was that these clowns want to start growin but i know there gonna expect me to help them , now that in and of itsself isnt the problem because i'm generally a helpful kinda guy but i know there gonna fone me every 2nd day in a panic with this shit and that shit like im fuckin Dr. Dope or sum cunt. CUNTS.
 

tip top toker

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exactly. with this guy i specifically told him "i'm not growing this stuff for you dude" to which there was nothing but stammering and spluttering and feeble "well nah, just as in help, come and take a look at them at times. which as you say, basically means every time the leaves droop i'll be woken up by the phone. he's a tit, asked me for help with his computer, his downlaod software was oplaying up, so he hauled all his gear round my place, set it all up, got into it, went to log in to the site to check his settings, aked him for his pass etc, he didn't know. he wanted me to fix the fact that he'd forgotten his password... hell, i love the guy, but he's as dumb as they come, he was plahing just cause 2 and like battlefield, you get a massive warning message and such saying you're leaving the mission zone, needless to say he died for about 20 minutes and repeatedly kept asking what am i doing wrong, he must have been focused on nothing more than the crosshair.

i can't stand stupidity, i'm helpful like you, just only upto a certain degree, there comes a time when they jsut start taking the piss.
 

dura72

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yeah tip i only help people who are prepared to help themselves, u gotta meet me halfway. ive recently fallen out with a very old friend because of his attitude we went halfs on a grow and all the set up with him investing the same money as me but i was doing the grow and after that he was doing one. well i kept my end of the bargain and gave him a good few oz of well grown and dried weed but he wants me to sell it 4 him but i just left him with it. then he tells me hes given up smoking after 28years and isnt gonna grow any either and demands his investment back so this fucker has got over a grands worth of gear from me and isnt gonna do the same for me and wants a couple of ton cash back. fuckin asshole had the cheek to tell me he'd GIVEN all the weed away and needs the cash to pay bills. normally i would just stick the fuckin head in any cunt that tried shit like that but this time all im gonna do is give him the cash back and never do ANYTHING for him again, and ive helped this prick out a thousand times so he's gonna be the loser, so fuck him.
 

tip top toker

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haha, so what have you gotten yorself into now then, can't drive, can't push a trolley, dumb and dumber? :lol: i see you managed to get out of your triop for fishing, or is that still to come?
 

bobbybigbud

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Anyone worked with any of the White strains do the trics turn Amber coz am at 7w of White ice which should be a 8 weeker but not 1 Amber tric cloudy an thick but not Amber?
 

rainz

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ahahahaha yeah my lases hair stuff in the background doesnt do much for my rep i admit. i sport the skinhead look.
lol join the club actually ive got a chuck liddel doo atm stripe down the middle ( apparently a bit intimidating when your also 16stone lol ) i went to meet 'a guy' for an 8th the other day and he ran away when i asked if he were here to meet me, i was gutted went home and had to sit lookin at my plants dribblin' lol neva mind only 3 weeks left i'll post some pics when i get my new lappy, and i'll remember not to drink near it this time. :dunce:
 

las fingerez

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lol join the club actually ive got a chuck liddel doo atm stripe down the middle ( apparently a bit intimidating when your also 16stone lol ) i went to meet 'a guy' for an 8th the other day and he ran away when i asked if he were here to meet me, i was gutted went home and had to sit lookin at my plants dribblin' lol neva mind only 3 weeks left i'll post some pics when i get my new lappy, and i'll remember not to drink near it this time. :dunce:
lmao bro ;)
 

rainz

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i rele dont no if this is a silly q but does anyone no where to/if possible to get exodus cheese? i keep hearing about it but neva seen it?!
 
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