estesj
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Here is one of my favorites feel free to post some of yalls.poopsenders - the ULTIMATE gag gift - SWEET revenge at its finest
Great harmless pranks!
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estesj
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hahaha I wouldent call that harmless but I love it!
xum
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April 1st 2010.
A guy was speeding and caught a cop's attention. The cop tried to pull him over but he just kept driving faster and faster. At this point he's earned a felony fleeing a police officer in a motor vehicle. More cops join in the pursuit, and they eventually got him to pull over. His mom had called him to tell him his 9 year old son is missing, gone, vanished, she can't find him anywhere. So dad is in a big rush to get home, and the officers believe his story especially after having talked to the guys mom. They still charged him with no proof of insurance, driving with a suspended license, and felony fleeing a police officer in a motor vehicle.
A guy was speeding and caught a cop's attention. The cop tried to pull him over but he just kept driving faster and faster. At this point he's earned a felony fleeing a police officer in a motor vehicle. More cops join in the pursuit, and they eventually got him to pull over. His mom had called him to tell him his 9 year old son is missing, gone, vanished, she can't find him anywhere. So dad is in a big rush to get home, and the officers believe his story especially after having talked to the guys mom. They still charged him with no proof of insurance, driving with a suspended license, and felony fleeing a police officer in a motor vehicle.
DoWorkSon
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after a long night of drinkin first one to fall asleep! my buddy passed out and we drew dicks on his face and the back of his legs! the next mornin we went to walmart and he walks in and people are pointin and laughin! priceless! he was a little upset! he got his revenge trust me!
Smuggler
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True Story! A friend of mine (John) was a Base Ball pitcher, not a major leaguer but real good.
Another friend (Greg) was walking down the street and we were on the other side of the street. For some reason, John had a small hotel size bar of soap on him and he quickly side armed it at our friend Greg, across the street.
With a perfect arching curve, KaPow! John hits Greg square in the frickin head and the soap hits so hard it explodes into powder!
Our buddy Greg falls down semi-conscious and lays there moaning and groaning for a few minutes before he starts to come around again. Meanwhile, we are on the ground laughing to the point of pissing our pants and passing out ourselves for lack of breathing from laughing so hard.
A few months later, after we had all forgotten about the incident, Greg invited us to his dads large farm for fishing, horseback riding and camping for the weekend.
We fished and talked all night as we got stoned. We had a good time the first night shot gunning a curious rooster that kept coming back to us for more, who knew they could get so stoned? The SOB flew full speed into the side of the barn, knocked himself out cold and laid there until morning. He was fine the next morning.
The next morning, we decided to go on a long horseback ride and saddled up the horses and headed out.
Greg and I went through a gate into a grazing field and John was last through it to close the gate behind us.
As we took off at a gallop, out of nowhere, a Huge frickin Monster Stud Race Horse came running up at full speed toward us. As he got closer, Greg started busting out laughing and took off at a faster gallop. He had planned his revenge well and now, it was show time!
Meanwhile, the frickin Stud is all over John and the mare he is riding! Yep, Greg had put him on a Mare that was in FULL BLOWN HEAT! The Stud is so horney, its going nuts and it gets up on the mare trying to mount it with John on it while the mare is running and John is screaming at it and pushing the Stud away!
The Stud starts biting John on the ASS and John is turned around, punching the Stud in the head, trying to get it to release his ASS Cheek!
Greg and I are falling off our horses laughing and John is SCREAMING and CURSING both Greg and the frickin horse like a demon possessed sailor!
Well Johns ass healed I suppose, as he never mentioned it again. I guess he knew hed been had!
Just thinking back on those days of loaded roosters and wild horses makes me laugh. S
Another friend (Greg) was walking down the street and we were on the other side of the street. For some reason, John had a small hotel size bar of soap on him and he quickly side armed it at our friend Greg, across the street.
With a perfect arching curve, KaPow! John hits Greg square in the frickin head and the soap hits so hard it explodes into powder!
Our buddy Greg falls down semi-conscious and lays there moaning and groaning for a few minutes before he starts to come around again. Meanwhile, we are on the ground laughing to the point of pissing our pants and passing out ourselves for lack of breathing from laughing so hard.
A few months later, after we had all forgotten about the incident, Greg invited us to his dads large farm for fishing, horseback riding and camping for the weekend.
We fished and talked all night as we got stoned. We had a good time the first night shot gunning a curious rooster that kept coming back to us for more, who knew they could get so stoned? The SOB flew full speed into the side of the barn, knocked himself out cold and laid there until morning. He was fine the next morning.
The next morning, we decided to go on a long horseback ride and saddled up the horses and headed out.
Greg and I went through a gate into a grazing field and John was last through it to close the gate behind us.
As we took off at a gallop, out of nowhere, a Huge frickin Monster Stud Race Horse came running up at full speed toward us. As he got closer, Greg started busting out laughing and took off at a faster gallop. He had planned his revenge well and now, it was show time!
Meanwhile, the frickin Stud is all over John and the mare he is riding! Yep, Greg had put him on a Mare that was in FULL BLOWN HEAT! The Stud is so horney, its going nuts and it gets up on the mare trying to mount it with John on it while the mare is running and John is screaming at it and pushing the Stud away!
The Stud starts biting John on the ASS and John is turned around, punching the Stud in the head, trying to get it to release his ASS Cheek!
Greg and I are falling off our horses laughing and John is SCREAMING and CURSING both Greg and the frickin horse like a demon possessed sailor!
Well Johns ass healed I suppose, as he never mentioned it again. I guess he knew hed been had!
Just thinking back on those days of loaded roosters and wild horses makes me laugh. S
streetlegal
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the other nite my brother was snoozing at our op and i ran in panicking sayin 'cops! cops!'.. he did a chinese get-up, funny ass shit.. but hes was very pissed
......
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damn that is so fucked up lol.I would fucking snap if I woke up with shit on my face.
ImTheFireMan
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when i had a room mate she went to vegas, if youve ever gone there they give you little business cards with girls names and pictures and phone numbers on them. so she put a bunch of those in my pillow case and in my shoes n shit, kinda irritating, but very lightweight.
so in return. i waited til she closed the door to go to sleep.
we recycle so we had a shitload of cans cause she loves pepsi.
so i tape some plastic i had along the frame of the door and started to fill it with empty pepsi cans.
when she woke up the next morning to take a piss and her morning shit she got avalanched in pepsi cans.
i didnt see the reaction but i heard her scream.
so in return. i waited til she closed the door to go to sleep.
we recycle so we had a shitload of cans cause she loves pepsi.
so i tape some plastic i had along the frame of the door and started to fill it with empty pepsi cans.
when she woke up the next morning to take a piss and her morning shit she got avalanched in pepsi cans.
i didnt see the reaction but i heard her scream.
ImTheFireMan
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this one never fails to amuse.
i have yet to try it tho.
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i have yet to try it tho.
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Scott187
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i had something similar happen to me, i drank a 1/2 gallon of captain with a bud and i passed out first so he drew a cock pointing to my mouth, a swastica on my neck and 666 on my forehead. I didnt think anything of it at first when he woke me up and asked me to take him to wendy's to get food cause i was hungry. the lady at the register looked at me disgusted to say the least. when i got home and pissed and looked up in the mirror i saw what he did. the next night we drank another 1/2 gallon but i slowed way down to trick his ass, and i took a hotdog and my video camera and started stickin it down his throat while he was sleeping and he didnt even wake up. motherfucker deep throated a hotdog lol....priceless....
akgrown
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you all r fucked up to eachother, if i woke up with shit in my face or swatikas drawn on me some mutha fucka is gonna lose some teeth.
I have a good ouija bord prank that involves neoydinum magnets. its funny as hell because they are so powerful uou can make the lense move round quick and make it flip around.
I have a good ouija bord prank that involves neoydinum magnets. its funny as hell because they are so powerful uou can make the lense move round quick and make it flip around.
Scott187
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ya if it was someone i didnt know to well it would be different. but the guy who did it to me is one of my best buds who i gotta lot of respect for. its just harmless fun. i know if i went with that shit on my face and someone started shit with me he'd have my back. payback is always the best
mike007800
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its always funny to hand someone a bowl of leaves and stems 
KaleoXxX
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drawing on the first person to pass out with shoes on is fine; party fouls and penalties. just please have the respect to use a washable marker (ANYTHING BUT SHARPIE!!!) because people need to do shit in the morning! i woke up on a school day with cocks and a mustache and random doodlings all over my face. i had 15mins to get ready and get my ass out the door, do you know how i spent 12 of them? if you guessed scrubbing my face you win! i had a purplish hue to my skin all day atleast i didnt have a cock on my face...
some of my fav april fools pranks are putting rubber band on the spray thing on the sink and aiming it where someone stands, putting plastic buds in the bottom of peoples cereal, putting rocks in peoples shoes, setting all the cars on a street alarms off at 1:23 in the morning on april first (has to be the most daring) and the old bucket of Styrofoam peanuts above a door gag
if i had made it to be a senior in highscool(dropped out, got my ged and went to college a year before my class ) my senior prank was going to be this; get a bunch of pigs(or chickens or any other illusive animal) and label them 1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9 and release them in the school
damn they would spend hours, maybe days searching for that seventh animal
some of my fav april fools pranks are putting rubber band on the spray thing on the sink and aiming it where someone stands, putting plastic buds in the bottom of peoples cereal, putting rocks in peoples shoes, setting all the cars on a street alarms off at 1:23 in the morning on april first (has to be the most daring) and the old bucket of Styrofoam peanuts above a door gag
if i had made it to be a senior in highscool(dropped out, got my ged and went to college a year before my class ) my senior prank was going to be this; get a bunch of pigs(or chickens or any other illusive animal) and label them 1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9 and release them in the school
damn they would spend hours, maybe days searching for that seventh animal
estesj
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oh yea you got a have a nice fight game to pull off the doo doo prank. You cant be a pussy pranken on that level with the big boys.
estesj
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hahahah I love it!
