Great harmless pranks!

estesj

Well-Known Member
This is a bad one, but it was hella funny. It was at a house party a few years back. This kid I knew from school was there, and he had never had even a sip of beer before. My bro knew about this fact, and decided to exploit it by giving him an ice cold bottle of piss. The poor kid drank every last drop. When he finished, we asked him how it was... In wich he replied "it was good, a little salty though":lol:
I think I may be an asshole because that is funny as shit!
 

......

Well-Known Member
2 years ago my friend shit in a trash bag with a bunch of styrofoam peanuts in it and we dumped lighter fluid,gas and some cans of axe in it,we put it on a neighbors door step at 3 in the morning and I kicked the door so hard that the locked door shot open on the 3rd kick lol.
He came running out seconds later with the half end of a pool stick.He was fucking snapping he hit his mailbox with the pool stick lol.He goes in and comes out with a big ass comforter blanket and throws it on the fire and it didn't do shit but go up in flames,I guess he expected to smother it.So he goes back in and comes back out with what I guess was a bucket of water,He dumps it and it barely did shit lol.He repeats a couple more times and each time it barely does anything and the flames like 4' now lol.So eventually the fire department had to come and put it out.
We watched the whole thing from the train tracks that cover the whole street,it was a perfect view.

We checked out the damage the next morning,he has a awning covering his doorstep and it was melted lol.He was an asshole anyway so I didn't really feel bad for him.My friend also tagged up his car before this.
I guess this could be considered harmless since nobody got hurt.
 

estesj

Well-Known Member
2 years ago my friend shit in a trash bag with a bunch of styrofoam peanuts in it and we dumped lighter fluid,gas and some cans of axe in it,we put it on a neighbors door step at 3 in the morning and I kicked the door so hard that the locked door shot open on the 3rd kick lol.
He came running out seconds later with the half end of a pool stick.He was fucking snapping he hit his mailbox with the pool stick lol.He goes in and comes out with a big ass comforter blanket and throws it on the fire and it didn't do shit but go up in flames,I guess he expected to smother it.So he goes back in and comes back out with what I guess was a bucket of water,He dumps it and it barely did shit lol.He repeats a couple more times and each time it barely does anything and the flames like 4' now lol.So eventually the fire department had to come and put it out.
We watched the whole thing from the train tracks that cover the whole street,it was a perfect view.

We checked out the damage the next morning,he has a awning covering his doorstep and it was melted lol.He was an asshole anyway so I didn't really feel bad for him.My friend also tagged up his car before this.
I guess this could be considered harmless since nobody got hurt.
hahahahaha damn cheez we getten into felony pranks now! Fuck em if he was an asshole!
 

CrackerJax

New Member
If he really believed that his hair fell out overnight then that is funny as hell! either way it's a good one but nice touch leaving the hair around the pillow.

You had to know the guy.... he was from Buffalo and lived a sheltered life...even for Buffalo. He was my next door neighbor at the dorm and the first two days, i thought his name was Ellen....which was weird. Then the senior across the hall said it was his accent...he was saying Allen. It came out like "ailin".

Nice guy but was very naive. I'm sure he is doing well today, he was also very bright. He probably also has a full head of hair.... gotta love technology.
 

......

Well-Known Member
hahaha maybe I can start a tv series,Call it felony pranks,Isn't it catchy?

nah im to old for that kind of bullshit now but I'd still produce it lol
 

estesj

Well-Known Member
You had to know the guy.... he was from Buffalo and lived a sheltered life...even for Buffalo. He was my next door neighbor at the dorm and the first two days, i thought his name was Ellen....which was weird. Then the senior across the hall said it was his accent...he was saying Allen. It came out like "ailin".

Nice guy but was very naive. I'm sure he is doing well today, he was also very bright. Hhe probably also has a full head of hair.... gotta love technology.
He may have you on his hit list lol. Ellen...now that's another funny story in its self.
 

estesj

Well-Known Member
hahaha maybe I can start a tv series,Call it felony pranks,Isn't it catchy?

nah im to old for that kind of bullshit now but I'd still produce it lol
Yea they should have a show were the chicks dating a bum off the streets that they dress up nice and make him look like he has a good job until he gets the pussy and instead of saying to her you got punked he will say you just got bum fucked bitch as he heads off to smoke some crack with his tv paycheck with his other bum friends.
 

IAm5toned

Well-Known Member
I always wanted to pull the exlax prank but only after I took my victim to an all you can eat buffet high as hell and watched them fill there colon with plates of food and then get on the interstate and go far from home so they have to use a gas station bath room. hahahaha!
trust me man, the buffet is not required at all... dude couldnt be more than 25' from a toliet for 3 days, or else he would shit himself on the run. the best part about it, was that his mom was pissed at him for some reason or the other, and the whole time she gave him hell, saying he deserved it, and wished she had thought of doing it to him... (his mom is a trip, extra cool)
 
Top