The UK Growers Thread!
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speedyseedz
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why do you just take up to the highlands and tell her she can see something special if she leans over then give her an elbow
speedyseedz
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or you could use a classis scottish phrase i heard many years ago,
I still don't fully understand its meaning but here goes.
ye should chib that bitch in the puss
dura72
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lol.very good. a chib is a noun and a verb, as a noun its a weapon, usually a knife, as a verb its the action of usin the aforementioned weapon. puss is face. there you go lads,translation complete lol. ahd raither pit ma fuckin steel tae capped bits richt in her fuckin coupon.
speedyseedz
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I so imagine groundskeeper willy saying it too
HAGGIS N HASH
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Hey Dura,I live in an old mining village,like you,my pupa was a miner too,my town was a hard place to grow up like most mining towns.I know exactly how you feel,I fell out big time with my exes father,according to him the miners strike in the 80s was the miners fault,Maggie had the right idea he said,those bastards left me and my kids in darkness!Cue a big argument!Is all the land getting developed around your area?Thats what its like here new houses everywhere.skrewdriver, lol, i just got one of there albums the other day, first time ive listened to them since i guess the early 90's, fuckin terrible. i was kinda into the full on nazi shit at that time but it was more to piss off other people, especially the fuckin middle class socialists my college was full of, christ i fuckin hated those patronising cunts, im born and bred in the mining areas of ayrshire, u actually cant get more bloody working class than me, my dad and my grandfathers and great grandfathers worked down the pits and i had to listen to the sons and daughters of fuckin lawyers, doctors and business consultants tellin me alout the fuckin down trodden masses, so i turned into uber skin'ead and fuckin ranted like adolf at a rally, spouting some incredibly offensive shit, like no trials for suspected ira terrorists, just summary public execution for the entire family as a deterent, pmsl, it was fuckin great fun, sum of the older students and lecturers could work me out but i recon i had most of them believing me, and more than a few scarily enuff agreeing
dura72
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i hate maggie thatcher more than any person thats ever walked the face of this planet, i would slowly peal the skin from her children and grandchildren in front of her and using my most extreme ability to imagine i would kill them and then her and any person with so much as 1% of her dna. i would anhillate all even remotely connected her.....she is the only person that can make me feel that way... i was there in 84 and watched my country and people 'raped' as a result of her economic policies and attempts to enrich the south of england...my temper on this subject is so fuckin cold u could freeze the sun.... if i ever reached power in this country the repercussion s of that period would make hitlers final solution look like a mere over reaction...anyone who gained so much as a pound note from that period would be tortured, raped, mutilated and burned. and there families would follow, there names would be removed from any and all record books, they would not have ever existed ....on this subject and only this subject i kid you not
dura72
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well im in a bit of better mood now although i really realy really want a fuckin drink....its drivin me nuts....bit of charlie, few 'e' and sum valium for later, ive got an engagment party to go to...any yes its not my own....i'll be attending my funeral before my engagment.
dura72
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yeah lotta new houses going up but all the council ones are being knocked down, whole streets are away. the village has less than half the population that it had inthe mid 80s, i moved away myself but not that far just a few miles to a larger town
sambo020482
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what was so bad about maggie then? im asking not fighting lol i was born in 82 and she did stay in power for a fair ol while so musta done something right no?
HAGGIS N HASH
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I was born 82 as well so I'm not the best person but she did shut all the collierys in Scotland,fucked us right up but labours not much better right now.They are all the same.Vote for Howard Marks,lol.
sambo020482
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i dunno dragon with all that rep malarky i couldnt give a fuck how much rep i got or dont got lol im hear to read up n have a chat m8.
W Dragon
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lol i meant about the london pair arranging a meet mate i thought it was great arguing like little girls lol