The UK Growers Thread!

SM4RT3

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well i just had pork chop, chips n beans, now chillin with a cig n a vodka... got a nice bottle of stolichnaya vodka when i left work, im usually a smirnoff kinda guy but this is propper nice, just wish there was a joint to go with it.
 

dura72

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We were gonna go with soil first, then maybe build a hydro setup but figured a full set up that is reasonably priced sounds good. I know there is more chance for error, but we'll just have to be as diligent as possible and do our research!
go for it katt, like i said im thinkin bout it meself but i think my mates for a shot soon, so i'll let him do it, and watch the undoubted errors that we all make, then have a go myself..thats how i started doing this anyway my mates set up is like mine but i'm running six months behind him so he's got more eqip/plants, it is handy from my point of view and we both use this site so theres always plenty of people to ask:blsmoke:
 

dura72

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well i just had pork chop, chips n beans, now chillin with a cig n a vodka... got a nice bottle of stolichnaya vodka when i left work, im usually a smirnoff kinda guy but this is propper nice, just wish there was a joint to go with it.
i remember buying a case of that stolichnaya for £30 a few years ago, me and my mate done it in two days and i collapsed ona bus spewing up blood, woke up with the bus driver and my mum carrying me across the main road ( sum1 had recognised me and knew where i lived), turned out it was bootleg stuff made from methanol, cunts goin blind and shit and we'd done 6 litres between us...the bird we bought it from had sold it to loadsa people and shops all over the place ....i ended up living with her for 7 years after that....man, i am a fucked up person...
 

dura72

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Whats the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of menstrual fluid?

You can't gargle a bucket of sand
 

SM4RT3

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i remember buying a case of that stolichnaya for £30 a few years ago, me and my mate done it in two days and i collapsed ona bus spewing up blood, woke up with the bus driver and my mum carrying me across the main road ( sum1 had recognised me and knew where i lived), turned out it was bootleg stuff made from methanol, cunts goin blind and shit and we'd done 6 litres between us...the bird we bought it from had sold it to loadsa people and shops all over the place ....i ended up living with her for 7 years after that....man, i am a fucked up person...
Shit thats harsh man, people peddle some crap.... good job shit happend to u where people knew ya, im the same though, can neck a few bottles to myself.

Livin with the girl that supplied it, nice lol... we all do crazy shit but i think u win hands down mate, i love your lil escapades, always make me chuckle lol

Read ur post earlier bout ur weekend plans, could murder an e or 2 or 3 or... glad to see the detox is goin well though lol
 

dura72

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the e ive got are 'smurfs', ive had them before( buying by the thousand) so i know that theyre good ones but i remember being up all nite u know; total non- sleepers, so i'll keep a couple of blues for the cushion effect coz i cant hit the pub and drink the comedown away like i normally do. few lines of charlie just to push them on and a little smoke to help the mind drift, last time i had a full hallucinatory episode, one of those weird repeat trips where it felt like i was stuck in time trap , groundhog day kinda shit, good laff but heavy ,heavy hit.
 

DevilishlyKatt

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go for it katt, like i said im thinkin bout it meself but i think my mates for a shot soon, so i'll let him do it, and watch the undoubted errors that we all make, then have a go myself..thats how i started doing this anyway my mates set up is like mine but i'm running six months behind him so he's got more eqip/plants, it is handy from my point of view and we both use this site so theres always plenty of people to ask:blsmoke:
Yeah, that's just it and I know we'll make some fuck ups, but all the guides and threads on this site are great and seeing the grow journals is so helpful. I'm ready to attack this thing haha
 

BU5T4

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We were gonna go with soil first, then maybe build a hydro setup but figured a full set up that is reasonably priced sounds good. I know there is more chance for error, but we'll just have to be as diligent as possible and do our research!
I thought about going for soil first too but managed to get an NFT system from eBay for really cheap and a 400Watt HID for pennies to so just jumped in feet first. Seem to be doing ok so far. Check out my journal (link at the bottom of post)

My nft has space to grow three plants but i'm only growing one from a random feminized seed and a batch of mustard to feed my bearded dragons but if this goes ok i'm going to start another two mj plants.
 

SM4RT3

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the e ive got are 'smurfs', ive had them before( buying by the thousand) so i know that theyre good ones but i remember being up all nite u know; total non- sleepers, so i'll keep a couple of blues for the cushion effect coz i cant hit the pub and drink the comedown away like i normally do. few lines of charlie just to push them on and a little smoke to help the mind drift, last time i had a full hallucinatory episode, one of those weird repeat trips where it felt like i was stuck in time trap , groundhog day kinda shit, good laff but heavy ,heavy hit.
sounds nice mate, not heard of 'smurfs', best ones i ever had where blue dolphins, they where a bit like u descriped ur smurfs, totally twisted of 1 pill, n u gotta have a lill charlie to kick it in and maybe a few voddys aswell.
used to buy em in the 1000's worked out at summat like 35p a pill, would sell em on at 1.50 a pill, was allways gettin people rining for em, cant get em now though, which is shit... wouldnt mind a smurf though, not had a good trip since my acid days lol

comedown is always a killer, i prefer sleepy sex, fat J n plenty of OJ n pancakes lol
 

DevilishlyKatt

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I thought about going for soil first too but managed to get an NFT system from eBay for really cheap and a 400Watt HID for pennies to so just jumped in feet first. Seem to be doing ok so far. Check out my journal (link at the bottom of post)

My nft has space to grow three plants but i'm only growing one from a random feminized seed and a batch of mustard to feed my bearded dragons but if this goes ok i'm going to start another two mj plants.
I just had a look, it's nice seeing the progress other people make, love seeing the pics
 

BU5T4

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I just had a look, it's nice seeing the progress other people make, love seeing the pics
Thanks Mrs Riffix i'm glad you like them I try to update my journal quite often with new pics but recently i have been trying really hard not to look at my plant all the time as a watched kettle never boils as they say.
 

dura72

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i'm payin 50p a pill( on tic) and doing them for £2, but they are worth it, i mean lookin at it like this 20 'e' or a gram of charlie?? fuckin outta your nut for 2 full days or about 2 hours (or fuckin less if ur mates are around).dont get me wrong fuckin playin with the darkside at the end of it though, lookin for downers and bursting into tears on a tuesday for no apparent reason...oh yes that good old eckie comedown, wankin like a thalidomide with an arm stretch wish, hearing smalll noises in the house as u lie there with ur jaw round the back of ur head, the occasional spastic twitch as ur neurons fire back like the car engine in 'christine'....yes yes yes ......wheres the fuckin prozac before i kill that fuckin budgie...hold on i dont have a budgie.....must be the goldfish thats whistling
 

DevilishlyKatt

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Thanks Mrs Riffix i'm glad you like them I try to update my journal quite often with new pics but recently i have been trying really hard not to look at my plant all the time as a watched kettle never boils as they say.
Yeah it's hard not to, we're the same way with the other plants in the house, it's just so fun when they've sprouted and you can leave them for a day or so and come back to see how much they've shot up
 

BU5T4

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i'm payin 50p a pill( on tic) and doing them for £2, but they are worth it, i mean lookin at it like this 20 'e' or a gram of charlie?? fuckin outta your nut for 2 full days or about 2 hours (or fuckin less if ur mates are around).dont get me wrong fuckin playin with the darkside at the end of it though, lookin for downers and bursting into tears on a tuesday for no apparent reason...oh yes that good old eckie comedown, wankin like a thalidomide with an arm stretch wish, hearing smalll noises in the house as u lie there with ur jaw round the back of ur head, the occasional spastic twitch as ur neurons fire back like the car engine in 'christine'....yes yes yes ......wheres the fuckin prozac before i kill that fuckin budgie...hold on i dont have a budgie.....must be the goldfish thats whistling
LMFAO ahh the good old days of the monday blues. I haven't had an ecce in about 5 years. I used to punt them for a fiver a piece when i was bouncing and was buying them for £1.50 each was prob selling about 300 in two days not to mention how many I used myself lol
 

BU5T4

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Yeah it's hard not to, we're the same way with the other plants in the house, it's just so fun when they've sprouted and you can leave them for a day or so and come back to see how much they've shot up
Yeh you have hit the nail on the head. I'm amazed a t how quick mj grows its brilliant.
 
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