The Zombie Attack Preparation Thread

[akgrown]

saw these guys on G4 Underground check em out it makes me laugh every time

http://www.myspace.com/zapt_stud

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

Has anyone seen Alice?

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

Care To Guess What Hippies Know About Zombies?

 

[kronic1989]

I care to know. Elaborate.

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

They Are Faster Than You
They Are Meaner Than You
They Are Smarter Than You
They Are Hungrier Than You
They Are More Desperate Than You

and

 

[southern homegrower]

Has anyone seen Alice?

Last i seen her she was sitting on a mushroom talking to a soon to be butterfly smoking a bong

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

We helped her move her Zombie Emergency Escape Pack (ZEEP) up a few rows just a couple of days ago.

We hope she votes.

Yikes!

Shut Up And Vote

 

[Miss MeanWeed]

http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com/

 

[Xrtnfx]

With your luck you will become a zombie along with everyone else. Now since you're a zombie you will have a bunch of weapons and armor and make it hard for us non-zombies to survive. So help us non-zombies out

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

With your luck you will become a zombie along with everyone else. Now since you're a zombie you will have a bunch of weapons and armor and make it hard for us non-zombies to survive. So help us non-zombies out

Quite contrare.

Not all fast, smart, mean, hungry zombies have a bunch of weapons and armor.

Some just vote.

Yikes!

Shut Up And Vote

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

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Shut Up And Vote

 

[moonin]

In the newer dawn of the dead, the preacher on the tv talking about hell overflowing was one of the main guys in the first one.

 

[doc111]

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

Has anyone else seen a real zombie before?

 

[Hydrotech364]

I had sex with a smelly woman who kept screaming,BRAINS.Once ok it was twice.

 

[Hydrotech364]

I had to pull my foil helmet over my eye's.

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

what Did She Want with Brains?

 

[doc111]

what Did She Want with Brains?

I've heard some women say that brains on a guy are sexy.

 

[Hydrotech364]

In some countries Zombie tiddies are a delicacy.Getting them to hold still while ya bathe em is a bitch though.

 

[doc111]