You know someones a rookie smoker when . . .

[ruderalis88]

you know someone's a rookie when you have a couple of beers and a couple of spliffs and then they whitey all over the place

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

You know someones a rookie smoker when they can't roll their own joint...

 

[ruderalis88]

You know someones a rookie smoker when they can't roll their own joint...

or when the joints they do roll are a total liability

 

[madcatter]

A total liability.... now that is funny shit... I have really bad RA and it is why I am a med patient and somedays my hands hurt so bad I can;t roll.... so my friends cover or I hit the vape....

Rookie smoker? someone who claims they have the stone munchies 5 mins after...

 

[genuity]

when they can not stop.....STFU....

 

[gogrow]

when they can not stop.....STFU....

i cant stand that shit either.... but would love to be able to get that high again myself

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

i cant stand that shit either.... but would love to be able to get that high again myself

Ditto! But it still occasionally happens! To increase the funniness that much... It's awesome.

 

[The Real Peter Parker]

I get too high to quit laughing on occasions... weed doesn't do it.

 

[worm5376]

I'm normally laughing when i'm not burnin one.

 

[gogrow]

I get too high to quit laughing on occasions... weed doesn't do it.

heehe... me too..... thats different though

 

[2much]

You know someones a rookie smoker when . . .
when they say "im too high".

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

When they ask if they'll get to high, if they're gonna have a hangover.

 

[worm5376]

When they ask if they'll get to high, if they're gonna have a hangover.

I tried to Rep you for that but gotta spread the love 1st. funny shit though

 

[stonedcold89]

I always burn off to the side and burn half a bowl at a time

like cutting a quarter in half

yep yep, i finally had to call my girl out on it, and teach her how to just burn the side so everyone can get a nice taste of green:ibgjoint:

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

I tried to Rep you for that but gotta spread the love 1st. funny shit though

I appreciate the attempt.

 

[worm5376]

I appreciate the attempt.

YOu know a rookie when they don't know what a slider/ carb hole is

 

[peacemane420]

when you nicely offer to smoke with them because they want to. then afterwards they bagger you and accuse you of lacing it with somethin cuz they cant handle it and are freaking out.
bitches!

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

Haha! Never happened to me Peacemane but I feel for you. +rep

 

[peacemane420]

hahah pissed me off!
and ruined my high
thanks love... some for you in return! =)

 

[peacemane420]

blaaah says i must spread it... lol
bitches!!!.... again....