"Artificial Virginity Device" The new Rave!

[Biggravy22]

"Add a few moans and groans and you will pass through undetectable," says the advertising for one of the most controversial inventions to ever hit store shelves.
Religious conservatives in Egypt, livid and much of the Middle East, are livid over a product that allows women another opportunity to be virgins again. At least in theory.
Advertised by Gigmo, the product serves as a cheap alternative to a significantly more expensive alternative in vaginal rejuvenation, a process that has risen to fame with American women.
Originally designed to fool men into believing that their wife was “pure”, the device is inserted into the vagina, emitting amount of blood-like substance when struck.
Among those against the product is Abdul Mouti Bayoumi, a leading Egyptian scholar, whom believes that anyone caught peddling or importing the cheap deception device should be put to death for “spreading vice.


I don't know about you, but I like my women "Broken in".

Any ladies down for this?

 

[Pnuggle]

That is weird.. and a little pointless. But mostly weird! I had sex with my girl on her period yesterday, enough blood for me!!!!


haha.

 

[heathaa]

wouldnt that be false advertisement????????

 

[robert 14617]

not bragging but they need to be broken in before they get introduced to my tool

 

[Biggravy22]

That is weird.. and a little pointless. But mostly weird! I had sex with my girl on her period yesterday, enough blood for me!!!!


haha.

Now that's just nasty. There's no riding the crimson wave here.

 

[Biggravy22]

not bragging but they need to be broken in before they get introduced to my tool

I hear ya.

 

[Sidewinder73]

This is hillarious. Although, I can see the problem when a relationship begins from lies and deception. But seriously, who had a good first experience and would want to repeat that over and over... ...not I. I'll stick with the experienced and enjoy my experience.

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

speak softly if u carry a big stick, just like TDR, all u did was make yourself look like a tool

 

[tnrtinr]

I never understood what was so great about virgins.

 

[Biggravy22]

speak softly if u carry a big stick, just like TDR, all u did was make yourself look like a tool

excuse me?

 

[JimmyPot]

Those middle eastern countries pride themselves with either being a virgin or marrying one.In this country its more about does she have big tits and does she have big lips.Americans would be all over it if that was what American men found most desirable but we don't find it most, so chicks are having surgeries which is crazier to me.

 

[Junya951]

i like the thought of virginity just the thought of purity.

 

[IAm5toned]

I never understood what was so great about virgins.

an empty slate... they can be taught

 

[Bluemax]

ahhhhhhhh,when river run red,you must take dirt track instead danielson!

 

[heathaa]

yeah thats about the only thing good with a virgin is you can train them. just make sure you have a good teacher when ya teaching sex 101

 

[leeny]

why the hell would any woman want to stick that in her vag?! I guess I could see women in other cultures who are supposed to stay "pure"
but... Not I says the fox!

 

[GreenThumbHippy]

they are so obsessed with pureness over there that if the girl doesnt bleed theyre first time with the husband, they can be put to death... that means girls over there cant even masturbate untill they are married. these are a way for women to ensure that they WILL show signs of virginity. some girls bust theyre hymens without them even knowing, it happens alot to girls that have been in sports since they were young, hell even girls that go horse back riding sometimes bust it, just from the bouncing. now imagine that happening in a country where you could be killed for not having an intact hymen when you get married.

 

[Oskilatah]

Now that's just nasty. There's no riding the crimson wave here.

 

[Antny420]

That is weird.. and a little pointless. But mostly weird! I had sex with my girl on her period yesterday, enough blood for me!!!!


haha.

A little redwood never killed me..lol

 

[bsmntdwllr]

excuse me?

i believe what the gentleman was trying to say was
people who are well endowed don't mention it.

not agreeing, just clarifying

personally, if i had a "big stick" i'd let all the ladies know

unfortunately, irish curse here.
they'll hafta settle for my superior rhythm and skill.

also, don't get offended bro, it teh intranets
people talk shit, get used to it.
(nothing you can do about it anyways)
just take it as a joke bro.