Sucking your oun member

[NOWitall]

hahahahahahha

what was that line from the move A Christmas Carol.

oh yeah.

"youll shoot your eye out"

 

[stupid]

it's only gay if you do it to someone elts

 

[fdd2blk]

sometimes i find myself doing things alone that kinda seem gay. i usually stop at that point.

 

[Azgrow]

usually stop

but sometime's you finish???az

 

[snail240]

it's only gay if you do it to someone elts

Negative..........Its gay when cock is in your mouth.....

I can explain away my hand on my cock with "it itched" or somthing along those lines. But if someone walks in and your sucking your own dick you cant really say anything because your cocks in your mouth so asumption is wierd homo.

I mean imagine walking in on one of your friends sucking his own cock. Looking up at you sucking his own shit.

Little wierd and I would think hes a homo that couldnt find any other cock to suck but his own.

 

[stupid]

Negative..........Its gay when cock is in your mouth.....

I can explain away my hand on my cock with "it itched" or somthing along those lines. But if someone walks in and your sucking your own dick you cant really say anything because your cocks in your mouth so asumption is wierd homo.

I mean imagine walking in on one of your friends sucking his own cock. Looking up at you sucking his own shit.

Little wierd and I would think hes a homo that couldnt find any other cock to suck but his own.

If I walked in on my friend blowing himself, I would congragulate him on his flexibility and him no longer needing a bitchy woman to give him a blowjob once a month.

 

[fdd2blk]

If I walked in on my friend blowing himself, I would congragulate him on his flexibility and him no longer needing a bitchy woman to give him a blowjob once a month.

i'd just get in line.

 

[snail240]

i'd just get in line.

Fdd comes in with his pants down saying " I wont say if you dont?"

 

[growingmom]

just eeewwwww

 

[anhedonia]

Uh....where is my rubber pussy comment? Those things are awesome. I thought this was sexuality forum?

 

[Mr.Therapy Man]

I feel nasty for even checking this thread

 

[Anonononymous]

I actually ROFL'd just reading the thread title. For the record, I've never tried and don't plan to.

 

[morgentaler]

If I walked in on a friend blowing themselves, I'd take a picture with my phone and tell them "Congratulations, you're about to become the latest hero of 4chan."

edit: and no, wouldn't really release it, because "on the internet, nothing really dies."

 

[DoeEyed]

Well, if you menfolk could blow yourselves, I suppose you would never again forget to wash away that "nutty" scent before inviting a girl down for seconds.

 

[luckydog82]

Aw come on, the reason people don't is cos they cant. Those who can probably do. Most not big enough or flexible enough, personally I am both. Heard the age old saying :-

Q: Why does a dog lick its balls


A: Because it can

So would you if you had to eat dogfood all the time ha ha ha

 

[Radiate]

Sucking your own dick is just one step shy of 69'ing another dude.

Not my cup'o'tea.

Fuggin hilarious thread though.....

 

[krustofskie]

So would you if you had to eat dogfood all the time ha ha ha

Not much different from my wifes cooking.

 

[snail240]

Not much different from my wifes cooking.

Yeah milk bones really are not that bad you should eat one when you have a chance it will amaze you at how much they taste like the crust on pop tarts.

 

[anhedonia]

oooo, I bet you they would taste good with cream cheese and strawberries. And some Iced chai tea.

 

[chitownsmoking]

lol wtf is going on here?