SpruceZeus
Well-Known Member
Conservatives. sloppy drunk people when i'm sober. Typewriters with sticky keys, zoo walls smeared with so much poop you cant see in the monkey house, american cheese, bongwater carpet stains, overzealous police gorillas, bad drivers, just about every show on tv, smoking rez and roaches, cleaning up after messy roommates, fucking icy sidewalks, stepping on a piece of hydroton and getting the nails on a blackboard feeling, nails on a blackboard, microwave bean burritos, nickelback, quiet talkers in loud places, loud talkers in quiet places, people who dont wash themselves, bartenders who don't know my drink after a year of serving me once a week, cigarette smokers who blow it in your face, thieves, douchefucks who go to the bar looking to fight, ugly nurses, nature shows in standard def, girls who think they are the shit, girls with no self esteem, globe brand timers, shaving accidents, the cup the toothbrushes sit in is full of water, rats that bite, light mayonaise, 90% of people, cruising for porn and getting a really unsettling picture pop up on screen, pirates post 2007, ninjas post 2007, chuck norris, the dumbification of the west, terrorism (used as a political tool to remove peoples rights), Terrorism (the regular kind), the feeling your lips get when you eat a bunch of salt and vinnegar chips, out of season tomatoes, $40 t-shirt, stuff i used to like which got popular now i cant stand, violent people, insufferable pussys, dumb pot heads who end up making us all look bad, the price of a round of golf, breaking a guitar string mid solo, dog slobber that looks like cumstains, yellow journalism, passive-aggressive people, straight up aggressive people, people who come up to me on the street and start speaking to me in a language that is neither english or french, sheeple, canned rebels, malaisian trupet snails, clogged vacuum cleaners, nute burn, nute deficiancy, burny diarheah, poorly made shoes, dry turkey, cockyness, all this new pop-punk shit, rappers who use a canned beat bust rhymes about bangin and suck ass, rave culture, people who hate the war and the troops, people who like the war (any war), condoms, scavenger smokers, narcs, flakes, people who post questions google could easily answer, most sci fi, pretty much every horror movie (unless you count club dread) people with BMWs and Che shirts, thin gravy, flat cola, bullshit advice from booklearners who are convinced they know it all, clones taking too long to root, rockwool, smoked salmon outside of sushi, when solder doesnt want to stick, taking to bus to the hydro store, the Mcgurgles,awkward phone calls from ex's, typing this list, dollar store headphones, the smell in my dishwasher, getting 35% h202 on my hands, getting tangled up in panda film, when the power goes out just long enough that all my digital timers lose their programs, getting nasty fish water in my mouth trying to siphon a tank, driving big trucks with no cargo, driving small cars with lots of cargo, my scissors keep going missing, dry mouth in the morning, cleaning up dog shit, looking for a job.
And some other stuff.
But i Looooooooooove marshmellow peeps.
And some other stuff.
But i Looooooooooove marshmellow peeps.
