The DEA is 30 seconds away from your home.

DrGreenFinger

DrGreenFinger

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BCtrippin said:
The funny thing is they have it all on video. The DEA are giving these criminals fucking GOLD in court. None of these guys will get charged anyway, the DEAs only chance is to try to flip them, and they always do it illegally. They threaten jail time and harsher penalties if they just help. All any of them have to do is say "lawyer" and the cops will drop their game So fucking fast its funny. They might get mad and not talk to you, but they cant do shit till your lawyer shows up, let your lawyer speak for you. You will be out in an hour..lol.

That show is funny tho.


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:clap::clap::clap::clap: so real! between DEA and First 48, I get literally sick watchin' these kids give up so easily. Some don't even realize that without their own statement, they will walk. :confused::spew:
 
tyke1973

tyke1973

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Nothingyou can do never let them into your house or on any of your priperty without a search warrant if they have one then let them in[you have done the crime its now time to do the time]
 
KittenKiller

KittenKiller

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if they were that close to me, i would take all my plants and buds and wrap them inside a curtain. I would put one end of the curtain on top of the stove and turn the stove on. then i would kick back and and take a few good hits.
 
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CasteR

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i'd try and get a laugh out of them at least..

when they come to my door with the battering ram. i'll wait until they're swinging it and at the very last second open the door and move to the side. hahaha would be so funny i can see it now
 
eza82

eza82

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JUMP INTO MY HOT AIR BALLON WHICH IS STASHED IN THE ROOF AND FLAOT AWAY!
LOL ! !(F@#k IM BAKED )

PROBABLY WOULD JUST CRY ! LOL
 
BCtrippin

BCtrippin

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AJ Toker said:
I'd wrap my lips around a revolver. I'm to pretty to go to prison.
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....seriously? Move to Canada or a state where its more accepted if you guys are that worried about it. USA is ridiculous, Max sentence you can do in Prison in Canada is only 25 years, and for weed you wont even go to prison, you would be out the same day you got arrested, you would get a court date and they would let you go.


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coll

coll

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House is rigged to incinerate with a pair of flairs and a ass load of diesel and gun powder. Easier to make an insurance claim than defend in court on occasion. Lets be honest the worst that would happen is a little arsen charge..... Kinda hard to prove. Having fuels on your property isnt illegal.
 
Baz

Baz

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coll said:
House is rigged to incinerate with a pair of flairs and a ass load of diesel and gun powder. Easier to make an insurance claim than defend in court on occasion. Lets be honest the worst that would happen is a little arsen charge..... Kinda hard to prove. Having fuels on your property isnt illegal.
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Only one flaw in your plan, i don't think the diesel will ignight with a flare, you would be better soaking the house in petrol (gasoline) then when your done have a sit down look arround at your handy work and have a few bowls.
 
Douche Nozzle

Douche Nozzle

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I would shit on the floor then roll around in it so that they had to grab me and tackle me and get shit all over themselves.
 
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Slane420

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Xare said:
Prepare to defend your Life, Liberty and Pursuit of Happiness from the Oppressive Collective, AKA Babylon.
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He that was what I was going to say, REVOLT! This country needs a revolution for some time now. I would grab my guns and bunker down. I dont care if I die, rather die standing on my feet then on my knees.
 
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