The DEA is 30 seconds away from your home.

dvsdsm

dvsdsm

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fdd2blk said:
trapdoor into underground cavern and tunnel system. ;)
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Tried that in Tennessee remember the weed cave that got busted? Google Tennessee Weed cave. They got busted kidnapping illegal aliens out west and using them for slave labor during harvest, one of them escaped and notified the cops.

Me personally keep road flares and a can of paint thinner, I'll take a reduced arson charge over life for cultivation anyday.
 
vanslyke

vanslyke

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Ghost420 said:
the DEA isnt going to bust small grows of a few plants
the state police will

stop spreading paranoia because your not tony montana and the governmeent dosent care about your 10 plant grow your just not that important
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obviously...this clearly is just for jokes to see what people can come up with. you think i'd actually burn my house down and run??
 
dannyking

dannyking

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In London, your never more than ten feet away from someone who will tell you your never more than ten feet away from a rat.
 
dazed76

dazed76

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offer them coffee and try and work something out maybe set up fdd and his large plant show to get off. bwhahahahhah since he likes to sell large amounts of hash 1 gram of hash equals 10 grams of pot in court. or jsut hide in the closet
 
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smokeh

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how about run?

take ur plants with u.

out the back door, over a few fences / hedges etc. round the block, into ur car and away for a day or so. come back when its save.

run for ur live bitches.
 
shortybighead

shortybighead

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i'd prob change my underwear and socks while smokin on somethin and grab all the change i could get.... starting figureing out bail amounts, def answering the door running out slamming it and locking it behind me like slap the cuff on me boys and we can sort this out at the station....hoping this diverts them from coming in, never know they might only have a arrest warrent not a search...
 
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korvette1977

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dazed76 said:
offer them coffee and try and work something out maybe set up fdd and his large plant show to get off. bwhahahahhah since he likes to sell large amounts of hash 1 gram of hash equals 10 grams of pot in court. or jsut hide in the closet
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Thats NOT even funny ... Snitch's get stitches

Thats fucked up that you even said that ..- rep from ME ..VETTE
 
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fdd2blk

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dazed76 said:
offer them coffee and try and work something out maybe set up fdd and his large plant show to get off. bwhahahahhah since he likes to sell large amounts of hash 1 gram of hash equals 10 grams of pot in court. or jsut hide in the closet
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this got you an infraction, but upon further review, ........................... BYE!!!
 
nomaninsf

nomaninsf

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As long as you're under your legal limit for your state or county you have nothing to worry about. The DEA has bigger fish to fry.

If DEA shows up at your door chances are they aren't there for a few measly little plants. You're either doing a huge grow op or selling something that's not from nature
 
nomaninsf

nomaninsf

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Put on a DEA jacket and act like you're the first one on the scene.

Then tell them you'll take it from there and that the rest of them can go home while you "dispose" of the evil evil drugs
 
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