Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

DudeLebowski

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I know I'm a little late, but...




No.It's MINE!:shock:

Can anyone say yeast infection?

One question.And before you get offended, I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just blunt.IS THE PUSSY THAT GOOD?:weed:

Pity pecker.WHHHHoooooyeah!:clap:
not only is the pussy that good -

it cooks, it cleans, it IS clean, it's nice to look at, and it loves me. atleast loves me enough to lie to me...lol
 

Sunnysideup

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Like to cry???? must be a girl thing. I prefer stabbing:)
I make myself cry if I haven't cried in a long time. My doc used to tell me it is healthy and if you don't do it your chemicals get all out of balance. I always feel better after a good cry, I encourage my sons and husband to cry too...They tell me to shut up....:-P
 

Stoney McFried

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Oh yeah.I'm not like a big chick flick person, but if a guy watches this and doesn't at least say "damn" he's heartless.It's a true story.
Bawl like a baby, huh? Sign me up...I think, lol.
It's a release.
Like to cry???? must be a girl thing. I prefer stabbing:)
I guess that depends on what you're willing to accept as love.:sad:
not only is the pussy that good -

it cooks, it cleans, it IS clean, it's nice to look at, and it loves me. atleast loves me enough to lie to me...lol
Me too, it's like getting pus out of a boil.It's why women live longer than men.We let it out.
I make myself cry if I haven't cried in a long time. My doc used to tell me it is healthy and if you don't do it your chemicals get all out of balance. I always feel better after a good cry, I encourage my sons and husband to cry too...They tell me to shut up....:-P
 

Twistyman

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I have to go to DMV tomorrow. Did you know in Maryland you can't 'gift' your kid a car anymore. If you don't have a bill of sale you pay tax on the blue book value. What a pain in the ass. If the kid had money I would not be attempting to gift him a car...Makes no sense. But, yeah I have to go get a car tagged and titled...I dread it, it should of been done today. Never goes smooth for me.
Here you don't gift...say you sold it for $100 ($14.00 tax)... I can buy a 2000 civic all fixed up and if the seller goes with me and says he sold it for $100. both sign thats the tax that will be payed, but if he doesn't go its by the book............
 

diemdepyro

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I make myself cry if I haven't cried in a long time. My doc used to tell me it is healthy and if you don't do it your chemicals get all out of balance. I always feel better after a good cry, I encourage my sons and husband to cry too...They tell me to shut up....:-P
I thought I cried once. went to the doc it was allergies:)
 

Sunnysideup

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Here you don't gift...say you sold it for $100 ($14.00 tax)... I can buy a 2000 civic all fixed up and if the seller goes with me and says he sold it for $100. both sign thats the tax that will be payed, but if he doesn't go its by the book............
Hi Twistyman!:hug:
I did think of that, and when we tried they told us there was a minimum amount we could put in and it was still way over priced. So, I am going to do this my way now. If I get in trouble I don't care. What are they going to do to me? Put me in jail and give me 3 meals a day and a free education? Sounds okay to me!:-P
 

diemdepyro

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Hi Twistyman!:hug:
I did think of that, and when we tried they told us there was a minimum amount we could put in and it was still way over priced. So, I am going to do this my way now. If I get in trouble I don't care. What are they going to do to me? Put me in jail and give me 3 meals a day and a free education? Sounds okay to me!:-P
500$ in florida is the minimum....Check though. I live in Egypt(bum'fuck) and do not keep up.
 

Sunnysideup

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500$ in florida is the minimum....Check though. I live in Egypt(bum'fuck) and do not keep up.
Diem in Florida I can actually 'gift' it to him! It is Maryland that discontinued that. They want blue book value to be paid. I refuse. So I am doing it down here even though the car is in Maryland. It should work.
 

Sunnysideup

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Military can register it anywhere? not sure long ago.
I don't think so. Where my housing allowance comes is where my vehicle should be registered. That is here, Florida. This car was going to Maryland with my son, so the military couldn't come into play with that. My son has a license in Florida and in Maryland. He is a college student. So this car will be registered with his Fl. Drivers license and tagged also. This way I can avoid the high Maryland tax they want to impose on me. They can kiss my ass I am not paying all those taxes on a legitimate gift.
 

Sunnysideup

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They have taken so many benifits WTF?
Nah, we are treated very well. I have no complaints as far as benefits. They have been pretty good to us. I am ready though for my husband to be done. We are too old for all this shit. We need to be looking into our retirement years not playing army. But, he wanted to do this and I support his decision.

I am out. I got to find something to make for dinner. I know that won't happen, so I guess I got to find a good place to order from! I am starving!
 
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