Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

[misshestermoffitt]

I usually go with "what a cute outfit" or "wow she/he has a lot of hair" something neutral, I can't tell someone their baby is ugly, no matter how ugly the little critter is.

 

[onthedl0008]

Yea im always nice haha.Wont tell someone they are cute but im nice to the baby but somehow i think the baby knows im thinking dang ur ugly and they look at me crazy.

 

[Twistyman]

i need to run over to DMV. damnit.

You want to know how stupid DMV is here...a few years ago I let my license expire and had to retake the test... I did the written and had to go take the driving exam..I live 20+ miles away and I called about how I need to do that..she said I can rent a 250cc bike there to take road test ($75.00) or bring my bike on trailer.. I said I don't have trailer and didn't have extra $75... so she says ride bike here and take test then.... ????
I say to her, so I can ride my bike 20+ miles there to prove I CAN ride a bike...she said yes..... after a few laughs I said isn't that stupid.... and she didn't see how..... I said I have to break a law to get a license, to drive so I won't break a law.......... she said OUI.... no wonder they lost the war....... didn't know which way to run.....

 

[Sunnysideup]

I have to go to DMV tomorrow. Did you know in Maryland you can't 'gift' your kid a car anymore. If you don't have a bill of sale you pay tax on the blue book value. What a pain in the ass. If the kid had money I would not be attempting to gift him a car...Makes no sense. But, yeah I have to go get a car tagged and titled...I dread it, it should of been done today. Never goes smooth for me.

 

[NewGrowth]

I'm surprised that terrorists have not attacked the DMV

 

[Sunnysideup]

I'm surprised that terrorists have not attacked the DMV

I always think they may due the SuperBowl....you never know.

 

[NewGrowth]

I always think they may due the SuperBowl....you never know.

68 american people die annually from terrorism
150,000 + american people die from Alcohol. If anybody going to the SuperBowl dies it will be from drunk driving not terrorism.

There are not even enough terrorists to fight

 

[diemdepyro]

I got slapped with a 20 year old DUI in FL...I was in Korea whenIt happened.Funny cost me 500$ for an out of state lawyer...DMV idiots.

 

[skiskate]

Good old 4 20 bowl

 

[misshestermoffitt]

I don't think a terrorist attack would make them move any faster. They'd probably tell the terrorist's to take a number and have a seat.

Can't give your own relative a car as a gift? That's crap. They stopped that years ago in IL, but the sales tax is only $25 dollars for most cars and I think it's $50 on newer cars, unless you buy from a dealership and then they really stick it to you.

What a world we live in where giving your own child a car is taxed.

I'm surprised that terrorists have not attacked the DMV

 

[420weedman]

You want to know how stupid DMV is here...a few years ago I let my license expire and had to retake the test... I did the written and had to go take the driving exam..I live 20+ miles away and I called about how I need to do that..she said I can rent a 250cc bike there to take road test ($75.00) or bring my bike on trailer.. I said I don't have trailer and didn't have extra $75... so she says ride bike here and take test then.... ????
I say to her, so I can ride my bike 20+ miles there to prove I CAN ride a bike...she said yes..... after a few laughs I said isn't that stupid.... and she didn't see how..... I said I have to break a law to get a license, to drive so I won't break a law.......... she said OUI.... no wonder they lost the war....... didn't know which way to run.....

ha thats crazy,here they tell you specifically you wont be able to take the test if you do that, you can have someone else ride the bike there

 

[Sunnysideup]

I don't think a terrorist attack would make them move any faster. They'd probably tell the terrorist's to take a number and have a seat.

Can't give your own relative a car as a gift? That's crap. They stopped that years ago in IL, but the sales tax is only $25 dollars for most cars and I think it's $50 on newer cars, unless you buy from a dealership and then they really stick it to you.

What a world we live in where giving your own child a car is taxed.

Yup, anything to tax you. They wanted 1600.00 to tag a 2000 Chevy Impala. Oh no, I will take care of that. There is no way I am paying that. No way. They still allow gift letters here in Florida. So his car will tagged and titled here.

 

[diemdepyro]

I always have a triple digit number and the lady yells 2......2......
Two left four hours ago.

 

[Stoney McFried]

I know I'm a little late, but...




No.It's MINE!

lol... cant you just share ?

Can anyone say yeast infection?

i think im just gunna let it go. ill give her a courtesy month and if i catch her in any lie in the meantime, ill dump her.. after 1 month ill be able to get myself back on track, as my job will have re-hired me..from then on itll be me, payin bills, gettin a place, gettin into realestate sellin places to yuppies for less money than they're payin to live in the city, and finally grow on my own, with no one else. i can be the hermit i was destined to be.

but im finishin this maufuckin bottle
and probably goin back tomorrow too, cause i have to wait a month anyways.

Pity pecker.WHHHHoooooyeah!

get drunk and fuck the ugly one. you'll both feel good about it.

 

[diemdepyro]

I'm surprised that terrorists have not attacked the DMV

They run the DMV

 

[misshestermoffitt]

I would have snapped and said, OK if we're taking book value, now we're going to go out to the car and depreciate it. See there's a scratch on the paint. Look a few door dings, OMG, is that a tiny but of rust? Holy crap batman, there is a small tear in the upholstery.........

Yup, anything to tax you. They wanted 1600.00 to tag a 2000 Chevy Impala. Oh no, I will take care of that. There is no way I am paying that. No way. They still allow gift letters here in Florida. So his car will tagged and titled here.

 

[NewGrowth]

They run the DMV

Obama should call for strategic air strikes then

 

[Sunnysideup]

I would have snapped and said, OK if we're taking book value, now we're going to go out to the car and depreciate it. See there's a scratch on the paint. Look a few door dings, OMG, is that a tiny but of rust? Holy crap batman, there is a small tear in the upholstery.........

Yeah, I am with you. I am taking the easy way out and just doing it down here. No one has extra money right now. They can kiss my ass, if the system isn't going to work with me I am going to find a way around it. I am sick of ALWAYS doing the 'right' thing. It has gotten me no where. Wow, that sounded bitter.

Hey Stoney!

 

[Stoney McFried]

Hello Sunny, what's up?I'm telling you, watch the movie the duchess.Fuck I bawled like a baby.

Yeah, I am with you. I am taking the easy way out and just doing it down here. No one has extra money right now. They can kiss my ass, if the system isn't going to work with me I am going to find a way around it. I am sick of ALWAYS doing the 'right' thing. It has gotten me no where. Wow, that sounded bitter.

Hey Stoney!

 

[Sunnysideup]

Hello Sunny, what's up?I'm telling you, watch the movie the duchess.Fuck I bawled like a baby.

Bawl like a baby, huh? Sign me up...I think, lol.