when to sit down?

[Woomeister]

So I find myself at the ripe old age of 34 sitting down to pee, am I in the minority here? I find that by the time I get to the top of the stairs I need a rest. I am male.........lmao

 

[justatoker]

um..

...errr..

..uhhhh....

...hmmmmm...

........ewwwww.

 

[airman]

Hahaha....that is funny.

 

[caddyluck]

So I find myself at the ripe old age of 34 sitting down to pee, am I in the minority here? I find that by the time I get to the top of the stairs I need a rest. I am male.........lmao

WOW....................wow

 

[Hulk Nugs]

work out or get a one story house

 

[Woomeister]

I thought I would ask this to see how many...''im too manly to answer that truthfully, so I will just pass derogatory comments'' type answers I get!

 

[justatoker]

Instead of shower,do you take bubble baths w/ a loofah too?

LOL JK.

But seriously. do you have any prostate probs ? Prostate probs can make it hard to urinate and take a long time to urinate etc..

 

[Woomeister]

work out or get a one story house

I work out 3 times a week thanks.

 

[Hulk Nugs]

hmm cradio to and you cant get up the stairs hmmm then you need a vaporizer

 

[Woomeister]

hmm cradio to and you cant get up the stairs hmmm then you need a vaporizer

You Americans dont understand British humour......

 

[justatoker]

OMG..THIS JUST IN ( Special News Report) > Smoking Weed Turns You Into A PUSSY !!

HAHAHA jkjkjkjkjk

 

[Woomeister]

The worse part is the missus has started trying to pee standing up, it goes everywhere (irony)...

 

[justatoker]

wow.. she'll have you sucking her dick before long.. Watch what I tell ya.

 

[Woomeister]

wow.. she'll have you sucking her dick before long.. Watch what I tell ya.

lmao...I have my first signature!!!

 

[Chiceh]

I have been sitting all my life to pee, join the club, lol. That way at least you guys can get it all in the toilet, lol.

 

[Woomeister]

I didnt think American men would admit to it. TBH I tend to smoke a blunt on my back door step and then need the loo because Im stood up, so by the time I have strode up the stairs I really need to sit. I dont see it as loss of masculinity as some do.

 

[WhatAmIDoing]

You Americans dont understand British humour......

American humor and British humor are VERY different. very. Got a British friend, and 5 Brit relatives. But i'm still a fan of it. There's a certain cultural aspect that doesn't match up w/the two...

 

[Woomeister]

The cultural aspect that doesnt match up is called- being able to take the piss out of yousrelf in a sardonic, sarcastic, dry manner.

 

[WhatAmIDoing]

lol. nah, i'd rather say it's a syntax/form of talking that doesn't quite line up to reach humor at the same points.

 

[ANC]

what he means is americans can't speak english.