when to sit down?

Would I bob?

ruderalis88 said:

who needs a bungalow? get one of these babies, you'll be the pimpedest 34 yr old in the bridge club

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Ive seen those at funeral homes!

Woomeister said:

Im sitting on my sofa, that would cause an issue Je pense.

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ah oui, mais they make old people sofas with holes in the middle of the seat and little removable buckets underneath for exactly that purpose!
you could probs get one on discount with ur new stairlift

They probably have multiple buckets in German sofa's. they like to communally sit down, couldnt bring myself to 'take part' when I was over there!

ahaha love it, just like the good old days of ancient rome

we were in berlin a year or two ago and one of the lads was having a wee in an alley, this german guy appears from nowhere and just yells "KEINE PISS-E HER-E"
quality german.

I am only too lazy to flush, so i go in the back yard. whether we were meant to pee standing or sitting it was meant to be outside. I find it to be a waste to have a penis if you don't use it outside

this may seem obvious but i sit down when i have to shit and pee at the same time for convenience reasons.

bobtokes said:

to be honest woo i've got MS DIABETES and PROSTRATE trouble no bullshit , i thought you were spying on me, LFAO

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you could'nt get a better combination for a good sit down pee, the ms make's my leg's tired, the diabetes make's me pee alot, the prostate trouble make's my pee come out slow,lmao

have you checked out the hate in my mutant thread...what did I tell you...!