CrackerJax
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Oh yah, anytime I want to make some one feel uncomforatble...break the barrier
Let me tell you if oyu are at a 4 or 5 stall urinal wall and no else is there and the next guy steps up right next to you....... Uh....dudeout.
Gas at $1.49 a gallon. =D
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Oh yah, anytime I want to make some one feel uncomforatble...break the barrier
Let me tell you if oyu are at a 4 or 5 stall urinal wall and no else is there and the next guy steps up right next to you....... Uh....dudeout.
misshestermoffitt
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I'm so glad that girls get stalls with doors that lock.
Florida Girl
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OMG... I almost peed my pants laughing... that is SOOO true! Same at movie theaters.
Years of observation has shown me that this is the case in bars, at parties and movie theaters... pretty much anywhere public interaction takes place. The one place this behavior doesn't occur is at holiday family meals. Think about it... men will huddle up close together (elbow to elbow) at the Thanksgiving dinner table and grub out without giving it a second thought.
I suspect in their own homes men make sure any other men are a few feet away.... but get them around mama's table for a family feast and they no longer care about what gender is sitting next to them... they are all just busy jockeying for the seat closest to the turkey.
I love men... they're so cute
Dude, You have no idea what kind of family I have!your brother!?! now that's f&cked up.
Ahh, its awful... I often wonder whos supposed to be deluded.. HAHA My family doen't support Me or My ideas...
My family is too ignorant to realize whats important in life. I think I talk about important things!
Anyways, I'll tell You something else too.... HAHA... My X fiance took away all My friends and girl friends away becuase she was jealous of everyone! She wanted Me all to herself because I'm like a Knight in shinning armor!
It started slowly. At first she just didn't want Me to call My other girl friends "hun". Than I had to cut back on the time I talked to My other (girl) friends because I was with her. It startly slowly, I'll tell You.
Than after I moved into her parents house... OMG!.... Than We were like considered married and she wouldn't let Me go on a weekend scuba diving excursion because "it wasn't husbandly like", and her parents wouldn't appreciate it. I'm like 23 years old, and I was very faithful to her and she wouldn't let Me go sleep out on a boat with My buddies so We could go spear fishing or catch lobsters and scallops!
That girl took away My life! (I could go on, but I don't like to cry poor Me!)
Sorry, I try not to share the stuff that hurts!
What do You guys think about the ETs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vyVe-6YdUk
CrackerJax
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There's a subtle stategy at play Miss...every other seat is empty...empty and waiting for you. If not you, then the next will do......
I always fantasize that Oprah is going to join me.... pitter patter.
out.
out.
I always fantasize that Oprah is going to join me.... pitter patter.
out.
out.
go out tomorrow and get that lobster.Dude, You have no idea what kind of family I have!
Ahh, its awful... I often wonder whos supposed to be deluded.. HAHA My family doen't support Me or My ideas...
My family is too ignorant to realize whats important in life. I think I talk about important things!
Anyways, I'll tell You something else too.... HAHA... My X fiance took away all My friends and girl friends away becuase she was jealous of everyone! She wanted Me all to herself because I'm like a Knight in shinning armor!
It started slowly. At first she just didn't want Me to call My other girl friends "hun". Than I had to cut back on the time I talked to My other (girl) friends because I was with her. It startly slowly, I'll tell You.
Than after I moved into her parents house... OMG!.... Than We were like considered married and she wouldn't let Me go on a weekend scuba diving excursion because "it wasn't husbandly like", and her parents wouldn't appreciate it. I'm like 23 years old, and I was very faithful to her and she wouldn't let Me go sleep out on a boat with My buddies so We could go spear fishing or catch lobsters and scallops!
That girl took away My life! (I could go on, but I don't like to cry poor Me!)
Sorry, I try not to share the stuff that hurts!
misshestermoffitt
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Oh no, small town, I know those guys, don't wanna sit anywhere near them.
There's a subtle stategy at play Miss...every other seat is empty...empty and waiting for you. If not you, then the next will do......
I always fantasize that Oprah is going to join me.... pitter patter.
out.
out.
CrackerJax
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luckily the tears get hidden in the beer.... out.
misshestermoffitt
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Did you have a Merry new year Jax?
CrackerJax
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Well this year has been a whirlwind....I had to make a bunch of money moves with the Lib coming in.....but all in all, always onward and upward.... life is good for Jax.... How bout you Miss? Good year? Still breathing out.
out.
misshestermoffitt
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I fell asleep on the couch and my husband woke me up at 11:15 and sent me to bed. It was a quiet ringing in of the new year around here.
I lived through the year, came out of it and still had my ass in place, so I guess it was O-tay !
I lived through the year, came out of it and still had my ass in place, so I guess it was O-tay !
CrackerJax
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Ahhhh, you just meant new years EVE.... Same here Miss......went to bed before 12....... I mean what's to celebrate? The coming depression? Woohhoo!!! It's gonna be great...party favors all around.... Good morning anyways . . . . . out.
Same here Miss......went to bed before 12....... I mean what's to celebrate? The coming depression? Woohhoo!!! It's gonna be great...party favors all around.... Good morning anyways . . . . . out. 
TheBrutalTruth
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Celebrating that you're still alive to have a chance to emerge from the depression. Celebrating life...Ahhhh, you just meant new years EVE....
Plenty to celebrate.
Besides, not celebrating isn't going to make the economy any better, bar tenders and alcohol stores, and breweries need money, too.
CrackerJax
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No doubt about that Miss......but New year's eve is about the coming year..... I'd like to sleep through it if I could...... oh heck, who am I kidding, I would dearly miss the stock market...... . . . . . ; ; ; out.
TheBrutalTruth
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Not a missNo doubt about that Miss......but New year's eve is about the coming year..... I'd like to sleep through it if I could...... oh heck, who am I kidding, I would dearly miss the stock market...... . . . . . ; ; ; out.
Just young, and foolish, and really, really sleep deprived....
misshestermoffitt
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I think he spaced and thought he was talking to me.
It's a good year in Mass. Their deciminaliztaion starts today, hooray for everyone who lives in Mass. !!!
It's a good year in Mass. Their deciminaliztaion starts today, hooray for everyone who lives in Mass. !!!
CrackerJax
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usually Miss and I rat a tat tat at each other..... of course this cat in my lap needling my groin is NOT helping.......................... out.
TheBrutalTruth
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ahh, okay...
and yeah, cats in your lap needling things that shouldn't be needled with their claws don't usually help.
CrackerJax
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Bad kitty!!! oh wait...ooo mmm good kitty .... OUCH!! No No bad kitty!!..........out.
misshestermoffitt
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My cats are being freaks this morning, they're feeling crazy today. Rowdy little shits....... I think they miss the christmas tree, once the presents weren't there anymore to create a barrier, it was open season on that thing.