Things I hate about Christmas

[Jjgrow420]

I always donate at Christmas time, at the local strip club.... To all the single moms. Nothing better than a sad Christmas day lap dance.
The sadder they are, the better.

Ohhh ya! Ohhh ya!

 

[VaSmile]

the spending hundreds of dollars on gifts that won’t be appreciated,

Everyone gets weed this year. I know you dont smoke granma but the PTSD vet will still give ya $60 for that bag go buy yourself whatever you realy want with it. Dont do drugs little timmy trade this to a burnout jock for protection or a cheerleader slut for a blowjob. Oh you have assima heres a stick of butter to go with it.

 

[Ozumoz66]

We make a few fruit cakes most years. Then wrap it in cheesecloth/foil - drizzling them several times with cherry whisky, rum or pineapple liquor.

 

[raratt]

Poor Rudolph...

 

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All you bad kids better find a place to hide the evening of the 5th...

 

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Amish Christmas lights:

 

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We're downsizing this Christmas.

 

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[Rocket Soul]

The fact that it's in late December instead of late July. We don't get the cold and snow in late July.

Go try xmas in Australia. You can even barbeque in your garden.

 

[StareCase]

... Go try xmas in Australia. You can even barbeque in your garden ...

I would ...

... except AU has Huntsman and Golden Orbs. And I have a real phobia of spiders that are the diameter of my steering wheel.

I freaked at the sight of a 4" grey wolf spider years ago.

 

[Rocket Soul]

I would ...

... except AU has Huntsman and Golden Orbs. And I have a real phobia of spiders that are the diameter of my steering wheel.

I freaked at the sight of a 4" grey wolf spider years ago.

I found a Funnel web crushed in my bed, apparently ive rolled over and crushed it in my sleep! Huntsman: they say theyre kids stuff and wont do a thing to you, only attacks buggs. But i have to admitt the size of those hairy legs got me feeling a certain kinda way. There was one who lived between the inner ceiling and the roof where i stayed: it had a penchant of only showing you a couple of hairy legs coming out between some wooden boards but enough for you to infer and get an idea of its huge size...
I get more worried about sharks, lol...

 

[StareCase]

I found a Funnel web crushed in my bed, apparently ive rolled over and crushed it in my sleep! Huntsman: they say theyre kids stuff and wont do a thing to you, only attacks buggs. But i have to admitt the size of those hairy legs got me feeling a certain kinda way. There was one who lived between the inner ceiling and the roof where i stayed: it had a penchant of only showing you a couple of hairy legs coming out between some wooden boards but enough for you to infer and get an idea of its huge size...

Eww!!! Bad visual ... must consume cones in mass quantities tonight.

... I get more worried about sharks ...

Or salt water crocs the size of submarines?

 

[Rocket Soul]

Eww!!! Bad visual ... must consume cones in mass quantities tonight.

Or salt water crocs the size of submarines?

Saltwater crocs is a whole continent away from the east coast, its like me sitting here in northern europe getting worked up about the lions in africa.

 

[Jjgrow420]

All you bad kids better find a place to hide the evening of the 5th...

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All hail krampus!

 

[Jjgrow420]

Go try xmas in Australia. You can even barbeque in your garden.

Throw some shrimp on the Barbie?!

 

[Rocket Soul]

I found a Funnel web crushed in my bed, apparently ive rolled over and crushed it in my sleep! Huntsman: they say theyre kids stuff and wont do a thing to you, only attacks buggs. But i have to admitt the size of those hairy legs got me feeling a certain kinda way. There was one who lived between the inner ceiling and the roof where i stayed: it had a penchant of only showing you a couple of hairy legs coming out between some wooden boards but enough for you to infer and get an idea of its huge size...
I get more worried about sharks, lol...

Btw i love when you get modded, realize who done it from the warm fuzzy feeling inside and the xmas greetings