Things I hate about Christmas

[neosapien]

1. The increased traffic from the consumer fucks shopping.

2. The fake kindness. You're a bitch the other 364 days. Just be nice all the time.

3. Jesus.

 

[CaliRootz88]

4.

 

[shnkrmn]

Being expected to travel and undergo the risk of having to find lodging in a livestock barn because there's no room at the inn. Also, down with unfair Roman taxes!

 

[neosapien]

Being expected to travel and undergo the risk of having to find lodging in a livestock barn because there's no room at the inn. Also, down with unfair Roman taxes!

Yeah! See you get it! And being gifted stupid things like Frank and some sense and mur. Der.

 

[farmerfischer]

All xmas songs..

Being broke..

Taking down xmas lights that were near impossible to get up let alone down..

 

[xtsho]

Wasted electricity so people can power all the silly lights

All of the packaging that ends up in landfills.

When I worked in an office environment I hated being forced to participate in the gift giving. Secret Santa etc...

Fruitcake

Just to name a few.

 

[farmerfischer]

Ah yes,, fucking fruit cake.. i forgot about that one

 

[StareCase]

The fact that it's in late December instead of late July. We don't get the cold and snow in late July.

 

[StareCase]

... Ah yes,, fucking fruit cake.. i forgot about that one ...

 

[shnkrmn]

Ah yes,, fucking fruit cake.. i forgot about that one

You're not supposed to fuck it. JFC

 

[farmerfischer]

You're not supposed to fuck it. JFC

Your not? What are you suppose to do with it then.. fuck it and regift it is what i say..

 

[xtsho]

Fruitcake is a waste of good rum.

 

[StareCase]

... Ah yes,, fucking fruit cake.. i forgot about that one ...

Fruit cake is one of the few foods that I won't touch - even when I have the serious munchies!!

 

[farmerfischer]

Fruit cake is one of the few foods that I won't touch - even when I have the serious munchies!!

I cant stand them either..

 

[xtsho]

 

[Fallguy111]

I'm the guy who has grandkids older then some of my kids and it just disgusts me with the amount of plastic we buy every year. I had a bike and a BB gun the kept me busy through my whole childhood now my 3 year old has an ipad!

 

[lokie]

I'm the guy who has grandkids older then some of my kids and it just disgusts me with the amount of plastic we buy every year. I had a bike and a BB gun the kept me busy through my whole childhood now my 3 year old has an ipad!

Is it possible to be your own grandpa?


Theoretically and in non-biological terms yes. A guy marries a lone older widow, hereby becoming the father of her daughter. The now step-daughter is marrying the father of the guy. Therefore the father becomes the son-in-law of his own son as well as the guy becomes his own grandfather.

 

[Fallguy111]

The oldest and youngest are 25 years apart, and there's a bunch scattered in between.

 

[tyler.durden]

People are paying such close attention to their children, so they are much harder to steal...


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[Fallguy111]

People are paying such close attention to their children, so they are much harder to steal...


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Have you been to an American class room lately? Obesity is the real epidemic, Im a decently strong guy and I wouldn't be able to lift half of the 5th graders.