getting clean

arianna

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genuinely not sure where to post this, however im 19, 5'0, 120 pounds, and have a court mandated drug test coming up. i haven't smoked since 12/28/23 but have yet to piss clean even on at home tests. i've been around second hand smoke but rarely. i need some tips please, body cleansers or just some straight up knowledge or facts. i've been drinking water but not as much as i should to be honest
 

ooof-da

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here is some banter. Sounds super stressful, I’m sorry. GL

 

ooof-da

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honestly 43 days with your body weight is not gonna be an issue imo. the secondhand smoke wouldn’t concern me just don’t consume.

GL
 

Kola_Kreator

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You can beat a drug test by drinking bulk water to dilute the sample and then 1 hour before the test add a high dose of creatine to your water. This will increase the levels of creatinine in your pee which is the marker they measure to detect dilution.
 

Fallguy111

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My advice is execute your sentence. If I had to do it over again I’d never take a probation deal. I’d bring everything to trial, and do any time up front instead of being on a leash and eventually doing my time anyway. The only thing ua’s did for me is get me into hard, addictive drugs just because I could pee clean in a couple days.
 

arianna

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personally i've already been accepted for diversion. and i'd like to keep it that way especially when i've already been to jdf throughout most of my teen years. i've never had access to harder drugs, and even then i've never been drawn to them other than the fact i'm not rly a drinker, even though if i did i might've do them bc of the reason you've stated. thank you for your reply however
 

HenryTheEighth

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genuinely not sure where to post this, however im 19, 5'0, 120 pounds, and have a court mandated drug test coming up. i haven't smoked since 12/28/23 but have yet to piss clean even on at home tests. i've been around second hand smoke but rarely. i need some tips please, body cleansers or just some straight up knowledge or facts. i've been drinking water but not as much as i should to be honest
So you have about 40 days without consuming by the time of the test. That should be close to ok.
It really depends on how much and how long you smoked for.
If you smoked everyday and a LOT you could still have dirty piss for up to three months.
That idea isn’t fun when you have a test coming up.
Like someone else said you can beat a piss test with dilution by drinking a lot of water before the test. They will likely test for temperature and creatine levels if they are trying to catch cheaters. It may even be a lab test?
I think your best hope is to get some more home tests. Test your first piss of the day. Then drink 2 litres of water. Then test your piss after that. Try to figure out how much water you need to test clean to get an idea of how much might still be in your system.
If you can give yourself the peace of mind of knowing dilution can get you pissing clean in the next few days then that should help.
Just play around with drinking water as well and timing how long it takes until you need a pee.
That’s all you can really do and hope for the best.
 

Has

Active Member
This situation is familiar to me and I know that miracles do not happen, but I will try to help as best I can.
I hope you will be given a “regular” test with a threshold value of 50 ng.
The first thing you need to do is to at least approximately determine the concentration of metabolites at the moment. This is necessary to know how far you are from the test response limit.
To do this you will need several test strips, plastic cups and a 20 ml syringe.
Take three glasses and place 10 ml of your urine sample in each and dilute them with different amounts of water. For example 5ml, 10ml and 20ml.
Check each sample with a test and with a simple calculation you will understand how far from the border you are. The further plan of action will depend on this.
 

secretmicrogrow420

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bro you gave yourself 1 month too get clean.... lmfao like if you get drug tested regularly and a dirty test can get you put back in jail just stop doing drugs....
 

cannabiscrusader

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I used magnum drinks when I was going through family court for custody. Passed 4 or 5 piss tests with it.

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Just happen to have one in the fridge because... reasons lol
 

big bud man 413

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genuinely not sure where to post this, however im 19, 5'0, 120 pounds, and have a court mandated drug test coming up. i haven't smoked since 12/28/23 but have yet to piss clean even on at home tests. i've been around second hand smoke but rarely. i need some tips please, body cleansers or just some straight up knowledge or facts. i've been drinking water but not as much as i should to be honest
I've been through this! Have someone with clean piss pee in a cup put the pee in a small sanitizer bottle tape the neck! Get it warm and use it for your test.
 
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