Blaze & Daze
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Jeffislovinlife
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Coffee to all may you have a great day and a better night 
neosapien
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Don't, it's a trap. It looks all sunny and beautiful here. But my sources on interplanetary geological phenomenons tell me it's going to start dropping water from the sky with bolts of energy and some invisible force is going to push me around.
raratt
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I'm good at butt sitting.
Laughing Grass
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neosapien
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DCcan
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Do a wheelie!!!
But I gotta at least go to the store. I didn't get anything to make myself... Maybe a tiny caramel crumb cake. Omnomnom
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manfredo
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Cruise ship reviews mainly...living vicariously through others, while planning my next adventure.
But I watch all kinds of stuff. I use to only watch YouTube when I needed to repair something and needed info, but now it is entertainment.
Well I managed to shave and shower, and the sun is shining....Going for a walk shortly....The kitchen can wait!
Oh here's an interesting scary thing. Someone is trying to hack my Microsoft acct. I have gotten 5-6 notices in the past week of someone requesting a code.....3 last night while I was sleeping! I checked and they haven't gotten in yet, but WTF!! I have an idea who it might be too. Just a sneaking suspicion. An old friend of mines kid, who I have only met once or twice in my life and have not seen in 25 years, has been calling me. He left a message , and has called back. I have not picked up, but just a gut feeling tells me something is up.
DCcan
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Just wants to reminisce, ask you about your mother's maiden name, your first school, and favorite color...
raratt
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Most of those are fishing emails trying to get your logon info. Look at the email address they are coming from...
manfredo
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No these are actual notifications from Microsoft where someone requested a code....Like if you forget your password they will send you a code, either by email or text so you can recover your account.
Oh I had an interesting walk at the park. I grabbed a sub sandwich, and ate it on the way there...Pulled along the road, and parked and just as i took the last bite, a HUGE dog jumps on my car and sticks his head in, inches from my face. Had to be 150 lbs. ....He smelled that sandwich and wanted some. He was on a leash, it just happened quick. Scratched my car but just superficial light scratches that will buff out, so I wasn't an ass about it.
Then 2 minutes later I see this other guy with a cat in a tree...and the cat didn't want to come down.
71f here today. First warm day of the year!
Doesn't everyone take their cat to the park for a climb???
RetiredToker76
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Reminds me of when my wife came home with her first cat. The next day she brought a cat harness-leash, I looked at her and just as dryly as you can imagine said, "Oh this is going to be an epic afternoon."
So she spends about an hour chasing the cat around the apartment trying to catch him after the first attempt to put the leash on failed. When she finally catches him in an inescapable position she pounced and and hog tied him into the harness (it was on backwards but I didn't want to make the situation worse.) Then she tried to walk him down the stairs to the front door, it was more like dragging an old mid-century pull behind toy where the wheels had completely seized. So she picked him up after he showed his determination to be dragged down the stairs instead of going willing and he yowled and clawed at her, landing a few good strikes in the process.
After she wrestled him down the stairs she got the door open, took two steps outside and set him down. He IMMEDIATELY shot back into the apartment yanking her arm down through her legs. She fished him back out the door as he dug his claws into the carpet just inside the door. I was sitting in the hallway laughing my ass off at this point. After about 10 minutes she got him enough outside to shut the door. Not more than 2 seconds had elapsed when hear my wife screech, "Eeeek!" Followed by this horrendous "MEOWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLL" and a hard thump on the apartment door.
I open the door and looked down as the cat shook off running head first into the door and immediately fired himself back into the apartment as if he was shot out of a t-shirt cannon. My wife walked dejectedly back the whopping 10 steps she got out the door, claw scratches on her face and chest, her shirt ripped and a few drops of blood running down her face. She'd just gone three rounds with Freddy Kruger and lost. I had the foresight to grab some triple antibiotic before the show began and just silently handed it to her. She looked at me and said, "Say one word...." I took the cap off the ointment and said, "Got nothin after that."