Anyone else with a crazy body quirk?
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PopAndSonGrows
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Jeezus christ dude do you have to walk backwards everywhereYeah I mean this is me having to wear red slides because my other flip flops broke. It wasn't pretty bro.View attachment 5192478
1,000% you need to try barefoot waterskiing if you haven't already
shrxhky420
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neosapien
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So, is your dick huge too or wut?Yeah I mean this is me having to wear red slides because my other flip flops broke. It wasn't pretty bro.
blueskydrinking
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Haha I'd definitely end up stubbing my toes less walking backwards bro.Jeezus christ dude do you have to walk backwards everywhere
1,000% you need to try barefoot waterskiing if you haven't already
And yes, of course I barefoot waterski. It feels like it was made for me.
blueskydrinking
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It's above average sure but nowhere near as disproportionate as my feet (or else it wouldn't really be functional
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PopAndSonGrows
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Girls probably let you stab and be like, "false advertising" 
lmao jk bro
lmao jk bro
neosapien
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Well that's good to hear that your dick works. I think it'd still be cool to have a disproportionate cock as well. You could whip it out as another conversation starter. "Well if you think my feet are big, hold on to your socks Cuz…"It's above average sure but nowhere near as disproportionate as my feet (or else it wouldn't really be functional
PopAndSonGrows
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Sounds like YOU need to hold onto YOUR sock, LMAO you're fully invested in this dude
Anyone else with funny body quirks?
Hello all! Long time lurker, first time poster here. Thought I would start with a bit of an ice breaker. So I'm a 5′4″ (162 cm) guy with size 18 US /...
neosapien
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This shit right here is the basis of all primordial men. His feet are bigger than mine. I need to know if his cock is as well.Sounds like YOU need to hold onto YOUR sock, LMAO you're fully invested in this dude
PopAndSonGrows
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LMAO fair enough. Can't say it didn't cross my mind, either
PopAndSonGrows
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Every road trip for this MFer is just a hop skip and a jump
blueskydrinking
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Yup that's me. I realized people on the internet get a kick out of my situation and it helps me see the humor in it. I come in peace.Anyone else with funny body quirks?
Hello all! Long time lurker, first time poster here. Thought I would start with a bit of an ice breaker. So I'm a 5′4″ (162 cm) guy with size 18 US /...forum.grasscity.com
PopAndSonGrows
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blueskydrinking
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You know it dudeGet a kick out of
LMAO i see what u did there
neosapien
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It's the one thing I've come to recognize as I get older. When I was younger I always thought older people were ruder. But I think as you get older you realize you got less time on this earth for bullshit and to pussyfoot around and you just want to get to the point quicker. So I asked about his dick.
blueskydrinking
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It's cool someone asks me if my dick is big (or says shit like so is it true) at least once a week