Random Jabber Jibber thread

[Bareback]

Last year, for my wife’s birthday I bought her a I Robot … I know you’re not supposed to buy a your wife appliance’s for gifts but she loves it. Except she argues with it all the time ( it’s not as smart as we’d hoped ) and tonight I had a all out fight with the damn thing. As I was trying to get my meds ready before bed it attacked my foot… like three or four times…. I was like come at me bro…. then I was like quit it mofo and now I can’t sleep because I’m thinking that sum bitch is coming for me. I was telling my ol’ lady about it and she said it attacked her from under the bed on Wednesday. She doesn’t know it yet but I that fucker outside on the porch and I don’t give a shit if it leaves home…. run away you little bastard run away.

 

[raratt]

Yes, scromiting — or 'scream vomiting' — is real and can be caused by heavy marijuana use. And it may be on the rise thanks to widespread legalization.

People with cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome experience extreme bouts of nausea that disappear once they completely stop using cannabis products.

www.yahoo.com

 

[xtsho]

Was there any doubt who would win?

Joey Chestnut is chomp champ again in July 4 hot dog contest

Frankfurter-munching phenom Joey “Jaws” Chestnut has gobbled his way to a 15th win Monday at the Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July hot dog eating contest.

www.oregonlive.com

 

[DarkWeb]

Was there any doubt who would win?

Joey Chestnut is chomp champ again in July 4 hot dog contest

Frankfurter-munching phenom Joey “Jaws” Chestnut has gobbled his way to a 15th win Monday at the Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July hot dog eating contest.

www.oregonlive.com

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That's a lotta meat

 

[Bareback]

That's a lotta meat

Yeah but it didn’t say how many he could put in his mouth at once.

 

[ANC]

Gene editing gone wrong: Scientists accidentally create angry hamsters

For 40 years, scientists thought a specific gene was linked to aggression in hamsters. Removing it, however, created angry hamsters.

bigthink.com

 

[StonedGardener]

Was there any doubt who would win?

Joey Chestnut is chomp champ again in July 4 hot dog contest

Frankfurter-munching phenom Joey “Jaws” Chestnut has gobbled his way to a 15th win Monday at the Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July hot dog eating contest.

www.oregonlive.com

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I wonder what movie or show he used to describe his pooping after the master stroke in gluttony ?

 

[xtsho]

I wonder what movie or show he used to describe his pooping after the master stroke in gluttony ?

You'd definitely want to be at the front of The Human Centipede.

 

[tyler.durden]

Yummy! Are these the 72 virgins one can earn in Islam? If so, I will become a Muslim and commit a heinous act of terrorism asap. So worth it...

 

[Laughing Grass]

Yummy! Are these the 72 virgins one can earn in Islam? If so, I will become a Muslim and commit a heinous act of terrorism asap. So worth it...

Hawt!

 

[Grandpapy]

Hawt!

IDK the one on the end was kinda chubby.

 

[raratt]

IDK the one on the end was kinda chubby.

Nothing wrong with that.

 

[tyler.durden]

IDK the one on the end was kinda chubby.

They were only allowed to bring 25 girls to the US, so she had to eat a few excess dancers.

 

[raratt]

@Paul Drake

Nude beach: Nudists aim to break skinny dip record at Blind Creek Beach, St. Lucie County

Treasure Coast Naturists will host its annual skinny dip at Blind Creek Beach in St. Lucie County on July 10. They hope to break 431-person record.

www.yahoo.com

 

[Paul Drake]

@Paul Drake

Nude beach: Nudists aim to break skinny dip record at Blind Creek Beach, St. Lucie County

Treasure Coast Naturists will host its annual skinny dip at Blind Creek Beach in St. Lucie County on July 10. They hope to break 431-person record.

www.yahoo.com

lol lol nudist at the “blind” beach. Braille?

 

[tyler.durden]

So fun!

 

[raratt]

 

[Justin-case]

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I can hang with lows of 65. When its humid and doesnt drop below 80 at night is when it starts to bother me.

 

[raratt]

I can hang with lows of 65. When its humid and doesnt drop below 80 at night is when it starts to bother me.

Nice to be able to open the house up at night and turn the AC off.

 

[ANC]

‘Disturbing’: weedkiller ingredient tied to cancer found in 80% of US urine samples

CDC study finds glyphosate, controversial ingredient found in weedkillers including popular Roundup brand, present in samples

www.theguardian.com