Roger A. Shrubber
Well-Known Member
this is intriguing...we could expand on that, call it Magatopoly? trumpopoly? Qtardopoly?...When your net worth, property valuations and even bank balances are all just shit you make up off the top of your head, it really helps to have others like the RNC pay your bills for things like attorneys in real money. Must be nice.
The next time I play monopoly, I’m implementing Trump rules for myself. I’m gonna just finance all my houses and hotels on credit and base my collateral on interviews I give to Vanity Fair. My kids are gonna be pissed but screw them. Anyone who questions the legality of my Monopoly strategy will just get large protests staged on their own properties. #Winning!
Calling the January 6th insurrection “respectable political discourse” is just such horseshit. Deeper down the rabbit hole the Republican base continues to go. Some are jumping off the train at least but not many.
have community chest cards like "renovate your mid town condo and stiff the contractors, award yourself 1 million trumpbucks" or maybe "you judge a beauty contest, and don't get caught fondling an underage entrant, award yourself 1 million trumpbuks, AND a Golden Laurel"...
the little tokens could be a wallet, a subpoena, a big mac, and a cheeto...
i think we may be on to something here, if i go to the store and see this game before we release it, i'm suing one of you guys...