Hey bud, shower sessions are the best. Quick, easy, and no mess to clean up. Maybe I look like a physco with my phone in front of me, pounding it like a mad man, but you only feel the shame for a couple minutes. Kill the browser and back to your life.
How do you feel about smartphones?
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lusidghost
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That's another thing I've never understood unless you have roommates or kids barging in on you. It feels like I'm taking a prison shower. Also I don't have big enough of a hot water heater to be screwing around in there.
I know, Im a weirdo.
I have a super sexy wife, we bang several times a week, but I have to put in work, fourplay, preheating the oven, breaking a sweat. Im a gentleman so I have to make sure she gets hers or I'm the asshole... I totally enjoy it but some times you just need to get off.
And I said "quick" either that or you have a really small water heater.
Back to smartphones LOL.
lusidghost
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I came in talking about finding the North Star and degenerated into jackoff talk. Typical internet.
Brettman
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We were all thinking it.
Bubbas.dad1
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I wasn’t, but now......
Lenin1917
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Never cranked one out in the bathroom at work? You’re missing out, nothing beats getting paid while you’re jerking it.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
How about Poseidon or Trident?
Flatrate
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I like the technology aspect of it all, however hate the way people act like they can't live without them.
One night I went to work and a young lady we had at the time was crying like crazy. I went to her to inquire what was going on as I knew there were issues in her family. Nope, just a couple hours earlier she dropped and broke her phone. I told her to get a grip.
A few years ago I went to the Henry Ford Museum with my grandfather and there was a college field trip that day. A 100 plus students just sitting on their phones, when so many great things are there to take in, but they are more concerned with Facebook.
One night I went to work and a young lady we had at the time was crying like crazy. I went to her to inquire what was going on as I knew there were issues in her family. Nope, just a couple hours earlier she dropped and broke her phone. I told her to get a grip.
A few years ago I went to the Henry Ford Museum with my grandfather and there was a college field trip that day. A 100 plus students just sitting on their phones, when so many great things are there to take in, but they are more concerned with Facebook.
lusidghost
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Probably, but they aren’t relieving a feeling of being lost in the vastness of the cosmos.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Advances in inertial navigation, I imagine.
raratt
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The cosmos have a factory, I can see it looking out my back door.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I imagine there’s something better than Trident, but I’ve not been paying attention. Hypersonic is the new power word.
Sir Napsalot
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I don't have a cellphone, my telephone is an old Western Electric pushbutton desk phone
I have a Sonographe SG3 turntable with a Premier MMT arm and a Sumiko Blue Point cartridge
I have a Sonographe SG3 turntable with a Premier MMT arm and a Sumiko Blue Point cartridge
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Somehow I figured you for a dial guy, or perhapsI don't have a cellphone, my telephone is an old Western Electric pushbutton desk phone
I have a Sonographe SG3 turntable with a Premier MMT arm and a Sumiko Blue Point cartridge
Nice turntable though! I have a Michell.
lokie
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I have an old Hitachi TT similar to this.
What is od is I have sold my 33 1/3 collection.
Sir Napsalot
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I have an old wall-mounted slimline phone in the kitchen- the ringer works intermittantly