What did you accomplish today?

[Autodoctor]

Was only an hour late for work today

 

[cannabineer]

How am I expected to be able to wash my asshole???

That’s when you know who your real friends are.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Was only an hour late for work today

I was 10 months late for work today.

 

[curious2garden]

That was the worst shower I've ever had! Three times the aggravation and effort of just standing and using a trash bag. How am I expected to be able to wash my asshole??? I tried to line it up with one of the holes in the chair's seat to spray water at it, but it was an impossible task. So I had to stand up anyway for half the shower. Wasted money on the detachable shower head and chair. Oh, well...

Use your trash bag and ignore him, f'n orthopods. Just make sure you wash your knee off when you get out. Baby wipes work great for that sort of small area wash.

 

[curious2garden]

My new pool automation is WORKING! I finally got the fucking heater to fire. I'm HOPING it hangs together through the re-panel so tonight will be wine and cheese in the hot tub for dinner! Anyway at 115 I'm not all that interested in re-paneling now.

 

[DarkWeb]

I was 10 months late for work today.

Really, it's been that long already?

Use your trash bag and ignore him, f'n orthopods. Just make sure you wash your knee off when you get out. Baby wipes work great for that sort of small area wash.

He's never said how small that area is.....

 

[raratt]

work

WTF is that?

 

[curious2garden]

Really, it's been that long already?



He's never said how small that area is.....

It's his knee. We have pics

 

[raratt]

Wow, as of yesterday I have been retired from the USAF for 20 years. On the 17th it will be my 3rd anniversary on RIU. Thank god for CalMag, about a pound.

 

[DarkWeb]

It's his knee. We have pics

I thought he said asshole

 

[curious2garden]

I thought he said asshole

Good catch, you're right he did say asshole. I'm not interested

 

[Laughing Grass]

Good catch, you're right he did say asshole. I'm not interested

kinda interested in the shower head tho.

 

[Laughing Grass]

Wow, as of yesterday I have been retired from the USAF for 20 years. On the 17th it will be my 3rd anniversary on RIU. Thank god for CalMag, about a pound.

did you work at all in the private sector after the USAF?

 

[DarkWeb]

Good catch, you're right he did say asshole. I'm not interested

Damn and I thought you had pics

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Wow, as of yesterday I have been retired from the USAF for 20 years. On the 17th it will be my 3rd anniversary on RIU. Thank god for CalMag, about a pound.

I finished 24 in the CG in 2000 & then ran a machine shop/specialty repair shop in AK until last Oct.

 

[raratt]

did you work at all in the private sector after the USAF?

I kind of bounced between private contractor and GS (General Schedule) govt job.

 

[DarkWeb]

I finished 24 in the CG in 2000 & then ran a machine shop/specialty repair shop in AK until last Oct.

The stuff you showed me was nice. Big stuff.

 

[Laughing Grass]

The stuff you showed me was nice. Big stuff.

My mind immediately read that last part as butt stuff.

 

[Laughing Grass]

I kind of bounced between private contractor and GS (General Schedule) govt job.

Must have been weird going from such a structured environment to the private sector.

 

[raratt]

Must have been weird going from such a structured environment to the private sector.

It is, I had to figure out what shoes to wear with what slacks and belt.