Bareback
Well-Known Member
Your in a safe place here. A real no judgment zone.I've said too much, too soon, about what I prefer down my throat.
Your in a safe place here. A real no judgment zone.I've said too much, too soon, about what I prefer down my throat.
Stop...I'm shy!Your in a safe place here. A real no judgment zone.
Provided you stay out of politics.Your in a safe place here. A real no judgment zone.
Absolutely, I was just referring to tnt.... because we would never..... wait I might be lying again.Provided you stay out of politics.
I’m in. Literally. I’m inside you. Right. Now.I wasn't going to go into all of this here. But I'm also thinking about opening a shelter for lost and diseased penises. Im going to name it the PinWorm Foundation. I want you to be in the receiving department. I'll be right behind you at all times. We will fight for the rights of penises, big, small, infected and criticized. I feel no man should be looked down upon or casted out by his piers...... for merely sharing a picture of his erect penis and a large McDonald's beverage for size comparison. It hurts to know there's sickos out there, whod ban a man for sharing such scientific and useful information. I feel like I've got the penis at half mass in everyone's hearts. I need you to stand it up the rest of the way with me............and for me.
((Moment of silence for the sheer poetry you just read above))
((Penis bow))
Namaste
Truly appreciated.Your in a safe place here. A real no judgment zone.
This is a safe place sir. The mere mention of Polidicks here can and will get you in serious trouble with the moderators. Please dont make me get a moderators attention to this. Id hate to bring those type here.Provided you stay out of politics.
Can I see you out back for a minute.Your in a safe place here. A real no judgment zone.
Always wanted to do a getaway at a hunting lodge.This is a safe place sir. The mere mention of Polidicks here can and will get you in serious trouble with the moderators. Please dont make me get a moderators attention to this. Id hate to bring those type here.
I know what your up to. I seen the shape of that workbench you built. Yeah that's right, the loser L!!!!!!! I've got my eye on you. I could just picture you naked from the waste down, just outta frame, doing the L dance while all us idiots look at that picture. Beautiful work BTW. I just built one with a metal frame and a wood top.
On another note, I'm going to be opening up a hunting lodge. After I eat my dinner ill come back and share my idea. No hard FEELINGS GW, Just know I'm watching you.
The politics section of this forum is actually pretty tame compared to the "rocks and decorations" section of a major aquarium forum which shall be unnamed, but which I was a moderator on for a timeProvided you stay out of politics.
Well you could possibly come to oursAlways wanted to do a getaway at a hunting lodge.
Well you could possibly come to ours
@Bobby schmeckle is helping me fund it. @curious2garden will be head of house. @cannabineer will be in charge of logistics and weapons. @Bareback will head up the grounds keeping. @Singlemalt will keep our asses out of any false advertising on the internet. @srh88 will be in charge of naked yoga. @jerryb73 will of course make sure clients are full of drugs before they receive there guns from Cannabineer. @Grandpapy will be there to do whatever he wants. There's many many more, just way to many to list. I mean @raratt will be making bread @Aeroknow will be taking care of the invasive species of fish i plan to import. Just a whole lot of people will be involved. Again, just to many to list.
If it wasn't for Dark webs blatant choice to share my inversion table secrets. He would have been the guy to clean my,,,,, as well as Schmeckles royal penises at the end of each day.If I forgot you please dont be discouraged. Sunshine and Pinworm will both have to be located as well. Were basically in the pre cum stages of this business venture. Intoxicated hunting with the option to hunt people and endangered species is a completely untapped market. Ima tap that ass.
Namaste
This lodge sounds like it provides everything, especially fear and loathing
This lodge sounds like it provides everything, especially fear and loathing
I was not doing the "L" dance nekid, more of a spastic helicopter (in your honor of course) and I believe I'm qualified to handle the DJ duties at the new lodge. I promise, soft, sensitive love songs only, fer instance.This is a safe place sir. The mere mention of Polidicks here can and will get you in serious trouble with the moderators. Please dont make me get a moderators attention to this. Id hate to bring those type here.
I know what your up to. I seen the shape of that workbench you built. Yeah that's right, the loser L!!!!!!! I've got my eye on you. I could just picture you naked from the waste down, just outta frame, doing the L dance while all us idiots look at that picture. Beautiful work BTW. I just built one with a metal frame and a wood top.
On another note, I'm going to be opening up a hunting lodge. After I eat my dinner ill come back and share my idea. No hard FEELINGS GW, Just know I'm watching you.
Yo what’s up. Is this a safe place or what....This is a safe place sir. The mere mention of Polydicks here can and will get you rep +.
Just know I'm watching you.Can I see you out back for a minute.
Excuse us everyone.
But.. but.. but.. I wanna shoot somthin!making bread