Mamashark tells a story about her ex, and her her oldest daughter. They went to the doctor's office, the baby wasn't feeling well. Turns out she was super constipated. The doc says to dad, easy fix, just poke her butt with a thermometer. Here just like this... shows him what to do. So her ex says sure, that's easy.
So he proceeded standing right in front of her, touched her butt and she let loose! Exploded all over him. The doctor was shitting himself from laughter.
When showing dad how to do, dad didn't pay attention on where to stand.
Pretty funny shit if you ask me.
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