Where to find a gf/bf

MrHowardMarks

MrHowardMarks

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Twistyman said:
Funny stuff Sea..In 86 I had my 2nd hip replacement, and they'd send you to a rehab. hospital, all the time people were screwing..I had a girl that had fallen 4 stories and shattered her pelvis..I was 6 months there and we hooked up..Problem is when you get a hip done you can't bend at an angle of more than 45 degrees or the hip pops out..(which hurts..I know), so you'd hear about "sally and Joe" boinking and one would have popped a hip....... got to do what you got to do...... :p
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Thanks for the visual... :mrgreen:

Be a whole lot funnier if a broken hip and a shattered pelvis were the result of said hookup, not the cause... :clap: ROFL

I'm not too worried, and I'm definately not going to jump on the first "one" that comes around. I'm really pickey, and finding the perfect match poses difficulty...


Oh well, thanks for the advice everyone. :bigjoint:
 
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NJgrower187

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Twistyman said:
Funny stuff Sea..In 86 I had my 2nd hip replacement, and they'd send you to a rehab. hospital, all the time people were screwing..I had a girl that had fallen 4 stories and shattered her pelvis..I was 6 months there and we hooked up..Problem is when you get a hip done you can't bend at an angle of more than 45 degrees or the hip pops out..(which hurts..I know), so you'd hear about "sally and Joe" boinking and one would have popped a hip....... got to do what you got to do...... :p
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Holly shit LMFAOOO!!!!! If your really 86 your one cool ass grampa!


And to the OP, the right on will come when it's time. Do not worry and blaze one:leaf:
 
BackDoorMan

BackDoorMan

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it's almost hopeless.. i have the worse problem when it come sto talking to women.. i cant.. my mind, body and mouth refuse to talk to anywoman..
 
gogrow

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BackDoorMan said:
it's almost hopeless.. i have the worse problem when it come sto talking to women.. i cant.. my mind, body and mouth refuse to talk to anywoman..
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i am sure that most of this morose attitude comes from your current woman problems... got you down, but you cant worry about what women think about you... if you can talk to a man, then you can talk to a woman with no problem... its all in the head bro; women arent as complicated (to talk to at least) as most of us men would like to make them out to be.. dont try to impress or worry about what they think of you; just be you and it will get you more respect and attention than you imagined. keep your head up bro... sometimes life aint easy or as clearcut as we'd like it to be.
 
MrHowardMarks

MrHowardMarks

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I got my chainsaw...

Brrrrrr Rooooooooooom BabAbaaa.

Yeah, talking to chicks is easy, you just ask them a question, they love to talk... if they ask a question in return ask "what do you think about that," then wait for them to finish... hahaha... Really if you want a girl to like you just listen to her, and give her compliments. Don't lie, show off, or be macho.. at least if you want a keeper, it works for one nighter bar flies.

I don't have trouble talking to chicks at all, I just want to meet a awesome stoner chick that'll rock my world, day after day after day.:mrgreen:
 
ALX420

ALX420

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MrHowardMarks said:
I got my chainsaw...

Brrrrrr Rooooooooooom BabAbaaa.

Yeah, talking to chicks is easy, you just ask them a question, they love to talk... if they ask a question in return ask "what do you think about that," then wait for them to finish... hahaha... Really if you want a girl to like you just listen to her, and give her compliments. Don't lie, show off, or be macho.. at least if you want a keeper, it works for one nighter bar flies.

I don't have trouble talking to chicks at all, I just want to meet a awesome stoner chick that'll rock my world, day after day after day.:mrgreen:
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youre ruining it.
you are telling the stupid hoes whatsup and you are in the market for the great young ladies.

double NoNo.
 
MrHowardMarks

MrHowardMarks

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yeah I was just kidding around, that's what they all think anyway, that's probably what in those tabloid magazines they read. "Is your man really listening"

"is he the one for you?"

"How well do you know your man?"

Man, if chicks want to get respected... well... I'll shut up. :mrgreen:

(Exactly what you should do if there's a chick around when dudes are talking)
 
ALX420

ALX420

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MrHowardMarks said:
yeah I was just kidding around, that's what they all think anyway, that's probably what in those tabloid magazines they read. "Is your man really listening"

"is he the one for you?"

"How well do you know your man?"

Man, if chicks want to get respected... well... I'll shut up. :mrgreen:

(Exactly what you should do if there's a chick around when dudes are talking)
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i listen to nice young ladies.




stupid hoes deserve the "nod&smile"
 
gogrow

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ALX420 said:
i listen to nice young ladies.




stupid hoes deserve the "nod&smile"
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once you have been married for awhile you develop "auto answer":mrgreen:....
cant even help it sometimes... i dont hear what she said, somehow respond without thinking about it, and a minute later go "what did you say honey?" she hates that shit:mrgreen:
 
ALX420

ALX420

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gogrow said:
once you have been married for awhile you develop "auto answer":mrgreen:....
cant even help it sometimes... i dont hear what she said, somehow respond without thinking about it, and a minute later go "what did you say honey?" she hates that shit:mrgreen:
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it happens man.
 
ALX420

ALX420

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gogrow said:
i feel bad cause i really cant help it most of the time... but she's cool and laughs with me... as long as i do eventually listen... i dont blow her off,i just procrastinate:mrgreen:
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the questions come too fast sometimes.

i know exactly where you are coming from.
 
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