Crazy Sex Stories. No Fake Stories Please.
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peacemane420
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nah hes ridin it out. he better be doin some productive shit in there... like workin out or findin god or somethin hahahaahah
have fun at school!! hahaha nah youtube stays on youtube... it would be mad weird if people on RIU saw my videos lol
have fun at school!! hahaha nah youtube stays on youtube... it would be mad weird if people on RIU saw my videos lol
victron
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of corse im a girl >:{ the names vicki...
im glad you liked it haha
are you a chick?
xmissxaliex
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of corse im a girl >:{ the names vicki...
im glad you liked it haha
are you a chick?
haha cheez is a dude
mann.
im bored.
HiAzHeLL
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well if you guys are bored i got another story thats kinda funny.
this one time me n my g/f went to our local lake to swim there was a bunch of people swimming at this beach part with sand n stuff. we went out to the end of the swimming area and just acted like we were floating there together but we were actually boning there beside other people swimming. THEY DIDNT EVEN KNO ...LOL so i busted a nut and it floated to the surface of the water. we freaked out and started swimming away from it (yeah i know, fuckin nasty) then we left. thats probably my only crazy story that i know of for right now.
this one time me n my g/f went to our local lake to swim there was a bunch of people swimming at this beach part with sand n stuff. we went out to the end of the swimming area and just acted like we were floating there together but we were actually boning there beside other people swimming. THEY DIDNT EVEN KNO ...LOL so i busted a nut and it floated to the surface of the water. we freaked out and started swimming away from it (yeah i know, fuckin nasty) then we left. thats probably my only crazy story that i know of for right now.
peacemane420
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hahaha woah watch out for the load floatin there right past your face
HiAzHeLL
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yeah i kno that would suck for those people that swim for exercise, go swimming along and bring up the head for a breath of air instead get a breath of jazzyness
peacemane420
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hahahah man!! i remember when i was like 10 i was out on my dads boat with my 2 other sisters. so i whispered to my dad i had to take a dump and he said "alrght girls yall can get off the boat and swim around here." hahha so i shit in the water man and my fuckin turd was like following my sister HAHAHAAH (cuz of her current) so was like "aj turn around and look!!" the fuckin shit log hit her in the face
peacemane420
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i dont know... i was a crazy ass tomboy back then... i prolly never wiped my ass lol
DevilDogg3103
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Halloween was awesome. my fiance introduced me to he two friends and the 4 of us had alot of fun that night. i think you catch my drift. Oh and my fiance said it was a one time thing but its cool cause how many girls would do that for you. Man i love that hell out of her
peacemane420
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ya thats what im wondering =)
DevilDogg3103
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Yup. my fiance is the one on the far right
peacemane420
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oh shit! i was about to stay i thought that was you in a girls costume!
damn that sounds really mean.... shes got some nice jugs dude
=)
damn that sounds really mean.... shes got some nice jugs dude
=)
DevilDogg3103
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I don't know what it is about white girls,they love latin guys around here. its awesome and i'm a former Marine (hints the name) so that helps out alot cause i'm in shape and all tatted up. anyways. life is great. everyday i smoke a blunt and or a bowl and always come home to a meal.The only problem is that she doesn't like me growing or smokin but she knows that it helps me with my medical condition and wounds. Sorry people but i promised her yesterday that when she gets pregnant i will stop everything. Does that make me a pussy?
323cheezy
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Devil dogg....wow you even have your quote saying that you did... im sad to say i never was cool enuff to do that.... i never had a dime but i had two nickels in the same day once...lol
and peace yeah i thought that was him tooo..lol.... she does got nice jugs tho...
DevilDogg3103
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Lol. yeah i know. she is just plain hott! and i'm hispanic so i wouldn't pass as a white girl. well maybe sarah (far right) cause she is dark but she is all white. oh and pink
