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ALX420

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hes waving an american flag.
shouting political shit.
swat team is setting up behind him.

it is pretty much shutting down the university.
major traffic.
 

ALX420

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it happens.
too many guns in the hands of the mentally ill.

i used to live in l.a.
where this stuff doesnt even make the news.
plenty of guns.
plenty of mentally ill.
 

ZenMaster

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They should open up the freeway, I'm sure there are alot of pissed of people needing to go somewhere and they'll flatten him if it means they can go haha
 

ALX420

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the swat team have him lined up for a beanbag or something.
they are just waiting for the order.
 

ZenMaster

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I dunno, i lost my feed on the situation.

Last thing I saw was a dude waving a flag with a bunch of guns pointed at him, then the video got cut off.
 

KaliSmok3

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haha i hope they nailed him with the beanbags... haha they look like they hurt waaaayyy worse than a paintball hahaha.
 

victron

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im a noob to this site but ive been stoned since 15 :D

well one of my favorite sexuall extravagandas was the time my bf and i were on a private dock on the water in someones back yard[very rich neighborhood] , it was really cold and windy and the stars were out, and the scent jazmin flowers was intense wafting every where so we decided to smoke a blunt, and cuddle and watch the huge bright moon.
after we finnished he laid back on the dock, and so did i and of corse we started the sloppy make out stoner style :) and this was our first make out as a couple lol and on top of that he was a virgin haha. so i started my hand on the trial to the crotch, and i stroked him gently and he gets all hot and heavy on me, all happy and shit the way guys get when they know there gonna get some haha. so he flipps me over and un buttons my jeans haha, btw its about 50 dgrees on the water so we are keeping eachother hot as best we can haha.
he is fingering me so skillfully, then he eats me out like a pro, so i owe him some gratitude lol, he gets head from me for the first time ever :D i thought i was going to ge hypothermia, but after 5 minutes [he took for-ever thanks to the cold lol] he cums in my mouth, and of corse i swallow. he almost died. bad news was he stayed a virgin untill 3 weeks later when we fucked in his car haha.

that story is coming after a few people view this
it involves lemonheads.:)
 

xmissxaliex

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im a noob to this site but ive been stoned since 15 :D

well one of my favorite sexuall extravagandas was the time my bf and i were on a private dock on the water in someones back yard[very rich neighborhood] , it was really cold and windy and the stars were out, and the scent jazmin flowers was intense wafting every where so we decided to smoke a blunt, and cuddle and watch the huge bright moon.
after we finnished he laid back on the dock, and so did i and of corse we started the sloppy make out stoner style :) and this was our first make out as a couple lol and on top of that he was a virgin haha. so i started my hand on the trial to the crotch, and i stroked him gently and he gets all hot and heavy on me, all happy and shit the way guys get when they know there gonna get some haha. so he flipps me over and un buttons my jeans haha, btw its about 50 dgrees on the water so we are keeping eachother hot as best we can haha.
he is fingering me so skillfully, then he eats me out like a pro, so i owe him some gratitude lol, he gets head from me for the first time ever :D i thought i was going to ge hypothermia, but after 5 minutes [he took for-ever thanks to the cold lol] he cums in my mouth, and of corse i swallow. he almost died. bad news was he stayed a virgin untill 3 weeks later when we fucked in his car haha.

that story is coming after a few people view this
it involves lemonheads.:)

damn dude you said it was only 50 degrees in water? how cold was it? because that doesn't sound that cold to me hahaha
 

323cheezy

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what a lucky guy..... wow you really know how to treat a man...hahha...
you are a lady right victron????....i hope...lol.....
i bet he wasnt a virgin..... you cant believe men sometimes we do anything to get a bone...haha...thanx for sharing.... you nasty ass!....haahhah...
 

peacemane420

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what you talkin bout... ive always been here...
i was gone for a min now im back in the jump off
lil kim is the nasty asss
damn those nips... and how they look at the floor!!
 
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