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Roger A. Shrubber

Roger A. Shrubber

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lokie said:
Wife horrified after husband gets ‘ugly’ tattoo of her snoring
By Ben Cost
December 26, 2019 | 12:28pm | Updated

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Wife horrified after husband gets ‘ugly’ tattoo of her snoring

Getting inked with your wife’s image is typically a pictorial proclamation of love.
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James McGraw, 40, a window cleaner from Portsmouth, wanted revenge on his wife Kelly for giving him a shoddy haircut as a goof. That’s why the jokester got a tattoo depicting his better half passed out on a plane with her mouth agape while he gleefully mocks her.
The trolling portrait is an exact replica of a sneaky cellphone pic snapped by the mischievousness hubby.

Fortunately, it seems James will live happily ever after. Kelly has since come around to the joke, even admitting to the Sun that she now can’t look at the picture without laughing.

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However, James better not let his guard down. “I’ll think of something to get him back, but it’s going to have to be really, really bad to top that,” Kelly says.





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he's married to her....isn't that enough?....for both of them?
 
Singlemalt

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lokie

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Armed police stormed a bathroom in a woman's home after she called 911 to report an intruder - only for officers to find that the culprit was a trapped Roomba. Sheriff's deputies in Washington County, Oregon, responded to a 911 call from a woman on Tuesday who said someone was in her bathroom and that she could see shadows moving under the door. Multiple officers arrived at the scene minutes later and surrounded the home. They reported hearing noise coming from the bathroom but go no response from the suspected burglar when they called out. When they stormed the bathroom just moments later with their guns drawn, the officers found there was no intruder - just an automated robot vacuum cleaner going about its business. Original Article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/artic...


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I gotta just stop smoking “judging indica strains “ watching this FAKE ASSED stretched out HOT girl smoke good mids thinking its top shelf , picking at dry rubbed Cajun wings while texting on her phone has GROSSED ME THE FUCK out ! Such a lol,cunt .
 
tangerinegreen555

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lokie said:
Wife horrified after husband gets ‘ugly’ tattoo of her snoring
By Ben Cost
December 26, 2019 | 12:28pm | Updated

nypost.com

Wife horrified after husband gets ‘ugly’ tattoo of her snoring

Getting inked with your wife’s image is typically a pictorial proclamation of love.
nypost.com nypost.com

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Wife horrified after husband gets ‘ugly’ tattoo of her snoring


James McGraw, 40, a window cleaner from Portsmouth, wanted revenge on his wife Kelly for giving him a shoddy haircut as a goof. That’s why the jokester got a tattoo depicting his better half passed out on a plane with her mouth agape while he gleefully mocks her.
The trolling portrait is an exact replica of a sneaky cellphone pic snapped by the mischievousness hubby.

Fortunately, it seems James will live happily ever after. Kelly has since come around to the joke, even admitting to the Sun that she now can’t look at the picture without laughing.

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However, James better not let his guard down. “I’ll think of something to get him back, but it’s going to have to be really, really bad to top that,” Kelly says.





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I wonder if they're related??
 
Grandpapy

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tyler.durden

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While recently researching companies, many of them Chinese, from which to buy my electric scooter, a question kept coming to mind. Why is the English SO awful when they are marketing to English speakers? I often cannot discern the message they are trying to convey. At all. I mean, if I were marketing to Chinese consumers, I wouldn't ask an acquaintance that 'spoke a little Mandarin' to write my ad copy. I would seek out a native speaker for that, hopefully one who received excellent marks in their native tongue. None of the companies I looked at did this, which leads me to believe that it must be cost prohibitive to hire native English speakers. I guess we priced ourselves right out of the market. I know that's not the reason, but what the real reason for this??? @neosapien ? Anyone? WTF?
 
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