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raratt

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Did the math on the city's new calculations of my "water usage". They are saying I used 101 K gallons of water in a month. The US avg per year is 107 K per year. Typically usage is 80-100 gals per person per day, so that would make 9 K gallons per month for our house. We didn't use it water outside for that month. Oh hell no...
 

jerryb73

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Did the math on the city's new calculations of my "water usage". They are saying I used 101 K gallons of water in a month. The US avg per year is 107 K per year. Typically usage is 80-100 gals per person per day, so that would make 9 K gallons per month for our house. We didn't use it water outside for that month. Oh hell no...
Damn bro how many plants you got.lol
 

Singlemalt

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Did the math on the city's new calculations of my "water usage". They are saying I used 101 K gallons of water in a month. The US avg per year is 107 K per year. Typically usage is 80-100 gals per person per day, so that would make 9 K gallons per month for our house. We didn't use it water outside for that month. Oh hell no...
So what dollar amount do they charge for 101K gal of H2O?
 

lokie

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Wife horrified after husband gets ‘ugly’ tattoo of her snoring
By Ben Cost
December 26, 2019 | 12:28pm | Updated


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Wife horrified after husband gets ‘ugly’ tattoo of her snoring


James McGraw, 40, a window cleaner from Portsmouth, wanted revenge on his wife Kelly for giving him a shoddy haircut as a goof. That’s why the jokester got a tattoo depicting his better half passed out on a plane with her mouth agape while he gleefully mocks her.
The trolling portrait is an exact replica of a sneaky cellphone pic snapped by the mischievousness hubby.

Fortunately, it seems James will live happily ever after. Kelly has since come around to the joke, even admitting to the Sun that she now can’t look at the picture without laughing.

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However, James better not let his guard down. “I’ll think of something to get him back, but it’s going to have to be really, really bad to top that,” Kelly says.





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