Random Jabber Jibber thread

[tangerinegreen555]

Like you, I had zero problems with my teeth until I was in my early 30s.

Now I'm 54 and have multiple implants, root canals, and crowns.
All of that shit is fucking torture and costs a fortune.

Take care of your teeth.

I still remember the first time I had to have a tooth pulled. In my mid 30's a wisdom tooth was filled a bunch of times and was crooked anyway so the dentist says it's not doing you any good so he sends me to an oral surgeon.

He comes in and shoots me up, then leaves while a girl was getting his stuff ready.

So I asked her how many stitches will I have.

She looks back at me kind of odd and says 'probably none unless it breaks off, Dr is pretty good with those'

So I ask well how does he stop the bleeding after he cuts it out?

And she says 'ahhh they don't cut them out.'

"Well exactly how does he get them out?"

"Luxation"

"Oh, fuck"

 

[Singlemalt]

I still remember the first time I had to have a tooth pulled. In my mid 30's a wisdom tooth was filled a bunch of times and was crooked anyway so the dentist says it's not doing you any good so he sends me to an oral surgeon.

He comes in and shoots me up, then leaves while a girl was getting his stuff ready.

So I asked her how many stitches will I have.

She looks back at me kind of odd and says 'probably none unless it breaks off, Dr is pretty good with those'

So I ask well how does he stop the bleeding after he cuts it out?

And she says 'ahhh they don't cut them out.'

"Well exactly how does he get them out?"

"Luxation"

"Oh, fuck"

Yep, and then you get the small migrating bones chips migrating to the surface a few years later lol

 

[srh88]

Ahhh I had no idea you guys were expecting. The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree dad

That's our son roofus

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Thanks everyone. Up and getting ready to head to the hospital. Im curious how the dogs gonna react when we bring a baby home in a couple days.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

I still remember the first time I had to have a tooth pulled. In my mid 30's a wisdom tooth was filled a bunch of times and was crooked anyway so the dentist says it's not doing you any good so he sends me to an oral surgeon.

He comes in and shoots me up, then leaves while a girl was getting his stuff ready.

So I asked her how many stitches will I have.

She looks back at me kind of odd and says 'probably none unless it breaks off, Dr is pretty good with those'

So I ask well how does he stop the bleeding after he cuts it out?

And she says 'ahhh they don't cut them out.'

"Well exactly how does he get them out?"

"Luxation"

"Oh, fuck"

is that a nice way of saying he knocks them out with a hammer and a pair of pliers?

 

[Singlemalt]

is that a nice way of saying he knocks them out with a hammer and a pair of pliers?

Not far off. I had an impacted wisdom tooth removed, it was just breaking the gum surface but was canted over at an odd angle; Dr said it would be a mess of probs if allowed to remain. I asked him to just use a local and not put me under; he refused and told me that it would be brutal and very physical lol. Any way, a chisel was also used.

 

[curious2garden]

is that a nice way of saying he knocks them out with a hammer and a pair of pliers?

As Malt said not far off. It refers to removal of the tooth via a comminution fracture of the alveolar bone. It requires the use of bone chisels, hammer and rongeurs (pliers).

 

[omgBoNg]

I think all doc used on me was some ancient looking elevator and the forceps/ pliers thing.

 

[curious2garden]

I think all doc used on me was some ancient looking elevator and the forceps/ pliers thing.

Yours wasn't impacted.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

I think all doc used on me was some ancient looking elevator and the forceps/ pliers thing.

they say everyone goes to their own private hell...
https://wellcomecollection.org/works?query="Eye surgery"
these are images from mine.....know it's not dentistry, but this conversation keeps evoking these for me....

 

[curious2garden]

they say everyone goes to their own private hell...
https://wellcomecollection.org/works?query="Eye surgery"
these are images from mine.....know it's not dentistry, but this conversation keeps evoking these for me....

Talk about a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, these are used for limbic relaxing incisions. They can correct an astigmatism. That's a diamond and it's a thing of beauty when used by an expert.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

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Talk about a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, these are used for limbic relaxing incisions. They can correct an astigmatism. That's a diamond and it's a thing of beauty when used by an expert.

there is such a fine line between medical procedure and torture....

 

[Chunky Stool]

Dumb criminal porn!

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

@DustyDuke Golden Gaytime?
Lol

 

[Chunky Stool]

 

[Chunky Stool]

Thanks everyone. Up and getting ready to head to the hospital. Im curious how the dogs gonna react when we bring a baby home in a couple days.

You need a yoda hat!

Nurse crochets Yoda hats for babies at Pittsburgh hospital

The cuteness is strong with these babies. Like Star Wars fans waiting for "Rise of Skywalker" to open, babies at a Pittsburgh hospital are lined up and ready for the latest Star Wars film. Staff dressed the newborns up at UPMC Magee-Womens Hospital in special Santa hats that have big green ears...

wjactv.com

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

You need a yoda hat!
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Nurse crochets Yoda hats for babies at Pittsburgh hospital

The cuteness is strong with these babies. Like Star Wars fans waiting for "Rise of Skywalker" to open, babies at a Pittsburgh hospital are lined up and ready for the latest Star Wars film. Staff dressed the newborns up at UPMC Magee-Womens Hospital in special Santa hats that have big green ears...

wjactv.com

Haha saw these on the today show this morning.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Night security startled the shit outta me yesterday morning as I was turning on lights.



Sorry for the crappy pic - had to zoom in.

 

[Singlemalt]

Night security startled the shit outta me yesterday morning as I was turning on lights.

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Sorry for the crappy pic - had to zoom in.

Ferret or weasel?

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Ferret or weasel?

A member of the weasel family - Ermine or "Mustela erminea".

Good thing these don't get any bigger, they are absolutely fearless and ferocious.

If they were as big as we are, we'd be extinct.