Random Jabber Jibber thread

tangerinegreen555

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Like you, I had zero problems with my teeth until I was in my early 30s.

Now I'm 54 and have multiple implants, root canals, and crowns.
All of that shit is fucking torture and costs a fortune.

Take care of your teeth.
I still remember the first time I had to have a tooth pulled. In my mid 30's a wisdom tooth was filled a bunch of times and was crooked anyway so the dentist says it's not doing you any good so he sends me to an oral surgeon.

He comes in and shoots me up, then leaves while a girl was getting his stuff ready.

So I asked her how many stitches will I have.

She looks back at me kind of odd and says 'probably none unless it breaks off, Dr is pretty good with those'

So I ask well how does he stop the bleeding after he cuts it out?

And she says 'ahhh they don't cut them out.'

"Well exactly how does he get them out?"

"Luxation"

"Oh, fuck"
 

Singlemalt

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I still remember the first time I had to have a tooth pulled. In my mid 30's a wisdom tooth was filled a bunch of times and was crooked anyway so the dentist says it's not doing you any good so he sends me to an oral surgeon.

He comes in and shoots me up, then leaves while a girl was getting his stuff ready.

So I asked her how many stitches will I have.

She looks back at me kind of odd and says 'probably none unless it breaks off, Dr is pretty good with those'

So I ask well how does he stop the bleeding after he cuts it out?

And she says 'ahhh they don't cut them out.'

"Well exactly how does he get them out?"

"Luxation"

"Oh, fuck"
Yep, and then you get the small migrating bones chips migrating to the surface a few years later lol
 

Roger A. Shrubber

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I still remember the first time I had to have a tooth pulled. In my mid 30's a wisdom tooth was filled a bunch of times and was crooked anyway so the dentist says it's not doing you any good so he sends me to an oral surgeon.

He comes in and shoots me up, then leaves while a girl was getting his stuff ready.

So I asked her how many stitches will I have.

She looks back at me kind of odd and says 'probably none unless it breaks off, Dr is pretty good with those'

So I ask well how does he stop the bleeding after he cuts it out?

And she says 'ahhh they don't cut them out.'

"Well exactly how does he get them out?"

"Luxation"

"Oh, fuck"
is that a nice way of saying he knocks them out with a hammer and a pair of pliers?
 

Singlemalt

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is that a nice way of saying he knocks them out with a hammer and a pair of pliers?
Not far off. I had an impacted wisdom tooth removed, it was just breaking the gum surface but was canted over at an odd angle; Dr said it would be a mess of probs if allowed to remain. I asked him to just use a local and not put me under; he refused and told me that it would be brutal and very physical lol. Any way, a chisel was also used.
 

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Chunky Stool

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Thanks everyone. Up and getting ready to head to the hospital. Im curious how the dogs gonna react when we bring a baby home in a couple days.
You need a yoda hat!
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Jimmyjonestoo

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You need a yoda hat!
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Haha saw these on the today show this morning.
 
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