Fogdog
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They were all Illuminati, from what I've heard.
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Jefferson1977
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I'll go one better. The best was when Obama murdered the guy who laid the smack about his being gay, smoking crack, and liking old white dicks.
P.S. Michal is a man. Ask Joan Rivers. Oh wait, they killed her.
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Jefferson1977
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UncleBuck
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How did you react when the guys in white coats informed you that you are clinically mentally retarded
Jefferson1977
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I scored a 10. They told me you only got a 12.
UncleBuck
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a 10? on your IQ test?
Jefferson1977
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The height of democrat debate?
P.S. Anal.
P.S. Anal.
TacoMac
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I love how people assume it's so difficult to read about the president's route in the paper, take a small rifle into an unsecured building and shoot a sitting duck in the same manner most deer hunters do on a daily basis.
It was easy. Except getting the rifle out. Cops were all over the place after the shots.
Even with that, he still almost got away with it.
Kennedy's shooting was no more advanced or difficult to pull off than Lincoln's, Reagan's or Gabby Giffords.
A pissed off radical took advantage of lax security. It was easy in every case.
But that's what fuels conspiracy: people with no balls can't accept that all you really need to succeed is the will and the opportunity.
It was easy. Except getting the rifle out. Cops were all over the place after the shots.
Even with that, he still almost got away with it.
Kennedy's shooting was no more advanced or difficult to pull off than Lincoln's, Reagan's or Gabby Giffords.
A pissed off radical took advantage of lax security. It was easy in every case.
But that's what fuels conspiracy: people with no balls can't accept that all you really need to succeed is the will and the opportunity.
Unclebaldrick
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But he went to a movie theater. And Cry of Battle was playing? Coincidence?
Sorry. It is hard not to make fun. I grew up during a time when conspiracy theories were rife so I kind of understand the gestalt of it. It is hard to settle for the explanation that a great man such as Kennedy was murdered by a tiny, cowardly, insignificant squarepush3resque piece of shit like Oswald - but that is what went down.
TacoMac
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I completely understand.
I remember people trying to start a Reagan conspiracy as well. I mean, what are the odds that some idiot walks right up to the president on a street corner and shoots him with a pistol? Surely there was more to it than that! Surely it wasn't just that easy!
That's the sad part: it was just that easy. Reagan got lucky. That's the only reason he lived.
Unclebaldrick
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No! No! That was a conspiracy... By Jodie Foster's Army. She's sneaky.
knucklehead bob
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Lucky Luke
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So you believe every crackpot theory out there?
Do you believe that the world is flat?
Unclebaldrick
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It has to be. Because the government lies. Always. Every time.
This afternoon I stopped at the Post Office for some stamps. I asked the clerk how much they cost and he said, "79 cents each, they went up this morning.". So I gave him $5 and asked for six of them. "We don't sell stamps here", he said.
Bastards.
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hotrodharley
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You’re one of the nuttiest yet. Run out of your meds? You schizophrenic patients don’t like your meds but you know you don’t get in as much trouble when you take them.
Jefferson1977
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Obama learned a thing or two from Hillary...like when he said, "Turns out I'm really good at killing people".
UncleBuck
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How many journalists, gay people and critics has trumps buddy Putin murdered?
Ask khasshogi and get back to me
Lucky Luke
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Putin used to get his goons to plant bombs in apartment buildings so he could blame his political rivals party's on killing innocent people. He is one mean motherfkr.
hotrodharley
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He had his biggest critic and biggest threat against him retaining office assassinated in broad daylight right next to the Kremlin. The car was described. The shooter described. Broad daylight waiting on a corner for a walk light. Nobody was ever found or charged. Imagine that.
hanimmal
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Better than Trumps starving millions and sending the global economy down the toilet, which will have negative impacts for us eventually even if we just lose the trust of the world as the major currency.
But yeah keep owning libs because they are the enemy.