Gary Goodson
Well-Known Member
The other day I was trying to crack someone’s pin code. I thought 2 digit month + 2 digit day, that’ll do it. Nope! Fuck me! Then I remembered that iPhone will allow you up to 8 digits. So I’m like ok, if I add a 4 digit year that has to be it. Boom bang pow! I typed it in and... nothing! I got frustrated, gave up, and left.
Later on that day my mom calls me.
Mom: Mijo, I think someone tried to break in today!
Me: Was it around 2:30 this afternoon?
Mom: Yeah, how’d you know?
Me: because I was trying to break in and steal some money out of your purse.
Mom: Don't be stupid. You’d never steal from your mom pendejo.
Me: Nah I’m just playing. I... um... needed to borrow a hammer
Mom: Oh, well you should’ve just called. I was here.
Me: I didn’t have my phone. But anyways, I’ll talk to you later mom. Bye.
The reality is I WAS trying to break in and steal money from her purse. Not because I needed the money. And it wouldn’t have been a large amount anyway. Just like $20 bucks. I only do it so I can be the good son. My brother would be the pussy ass son. Probably tell her something like “it’s ok mom, I’ll give you the $20 next time I see you.” Like the asshole brother he is!
See, me on the other hand, I wait for the phone call.
Mom: Mijo, I know I had an extra $20 in my purse. I looked all over and I can’t find it. I don’t remember going to the store or spending it on lottery tickets. Maybe I’m just getting old?
And there it is! My opportunity to be the good son! That’s when I reply “Want me to put you in the old folks home?!... I’ll pay for it”
Later on that day my mom calls me.
Mom: Mijo, I think someone tried to break in today!
Me: Was it around 2:30 this afternoon?
Mom: Yeah, how’d you know?
Me: because I was trying to break in and steal some money out of your purse.
Mom: Don't be stupid. You’d never steal from your mom pendejo.
Me: Nah I’m just playing. I... um... needed to borrow a hammer
Mom: Oh, well you should’ve just called. I was here.
Me: I didn’t have my phone. But anyways, I’ll talk to you later mom. Bye.
The reality is I WAS trying to break in and steal money from her purse. Not because I needed the money. And it wouldn’t have been a large amount anyway. Just like $20 bucks. I only do it so I can be the good son. My brother would be the pussy ass son. Probably tell her something like “it’s ok mom, I’ll give you the $20 next time I see you.” Like the asshole brother he is!
See, me on the other hand, I wait for the phone call.
Mom: Mijo, I know I had an extra $20 in my purse. I looked all over and I can’t find it. I don’t remember going to the store or spending it on lottery tickets. Maybe I’m just getting old?
And there it is! My opportunity to be the good son! That’s when I reply “Want me to put you in the old folks home?!... I’ll pay for it”