H.A.F.
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Just so I can keep getting my paycheck from RIU.org here's a bit about me LOL
I have lived here one year, got it after divorce finalized (30 yr marriage, 3 kids, 2 grandkids, cheating whore while I was deployed...) and my main focus has been on clearing the undergrowth. I had a 3' diameter oak only 30'-40' left, and 3 poison ivy stalks as thick as your thigh holding up the whole mess. I had briars, honeysuckle, and grapevines growing up most of the trees and killing the lower branches up to 20-30'. Also had a few old pine trees that are now gone, either from my doing or nature.
So I have 90% of my little paradise hardwood, mainly red and white oak and hickory, with lots of dogwoods for the second canopy. I have the odd maple, and a cool Elm with trunks twisting all around and growing into each other. I have one white oak with a 12' circumference that the internet tells me sprouted when George Washington was President. I have wild blackberry, and (I think muscadine or 'fox' ) grapes growing wild, and got a few gallons of each last fall. I have been clearing out around them to keep the original wild "patches" for the blackberries, but I may do vineyard style arbors for the wild grapes - using the techniques I have learned growing weed
Today after mowing my half-ass-grass front yard I chilled in the hammock with a fatty and a brew.
I have the little greenhouse, and the only good 'sun' spot I have for a garden has a ginormous oak trunk in the way, so I will have a raised bed garden here eventually.
Behind the tomatoes I have a steel target set up for plinking with the freedom sticks, but plan on a better gun range that's about 25yds.
And lastly, the reason I started growing weed is because I loved it in high school, couldn't touch it for 20+ years, and by the time I retired I was living in jelllo with a VA approved opioid scrip - refill as needed - that ain't life. I started smoking and 'attempted' growing after I retired and found a few seeds. The rest is history... and now the I just take a multi vitamin with no scrips. I grow for me. I don't need larf because of that.
So here are my weed growing facts of life so far:
The Ardent Nova decarb machine is worth it. I'll get it replaced if still under warranty - or buy a new one if it is one day past...
I have lived here one year, got it after divorce finalized (30 yr marriage, 3 kids, 2 grandkids, cheating whore while I was deployed...) and my main focus has been on clearing the undergrowth. I had a 3' diameter oak only 30'-40' left, and 3 poison ivy stalks as thick as your thigh holding up the whole mess. I had briars, honeysuckle, and grapevines growing up most of the trees and killing the lower branches up to 20-30'. Also had a few old pine trees that are now gone, either from my doing or nature.
So I have 90% of my little paradise hardwood, mainly red and white oak and hickory, with lots of dogwoods for the second canopy. I have the odd maple, and a cool Elm with trunks twisting all around and growing into each other. I have one white oak with a 12' circumference that the internet tells me sprouted when George Washington was President. I have wild blackberry, and (I think muscadine or 'fox' ) grapes growing wild, and got a few gallons of each last fall. I have been clearing out around them to keep the original wild "patches" for the blackberries, but I may do vineyard style arbors for the wild grapes - using the techniques I have learned growing weed
Today after mowing my half-ass-grass front yard I chilled in the hammock with a fatty and a brew.
I have the little greenhouse, and the only good 'sun' spot I have for a garden has a ginormous oak trunk in the way, so I will have a raised bed garden here eventually.
Behind the tomatoes I have a steel target set up for plinking with the freedom sticks, but plan on a better gun range that's about 25yds.
And lastly, the reason I started growing weed is because I loved it in high school, couldn't touch it for 20+ years, and by the time I retired I was living in jelllo with a VA approved opioid scrip - refill as needed - that ain't life. I started smoking and 'attempted' growing after I retired and found a few seeds. The rest is history... and now the I just take a multi vitamin with no scrips. I grow for me. I don't need larf because of that.
So here are my weed growing facts of life so far:
- Prune shoots you don't want early, leave fan leaves as long as you can - BUT - in veg, prune the shit out of them if they are shading something. If you don't like how that leaf pruning turned out, let t veg for another 3 days...
- If you prune every shoot that has a second node right when they show pistils, you will have no larf.
- Decide early what shoots you want to be flowers, and prune the shit out of anything that shades them - this includes main-stem fan leaves that shade promising undergrowth.
- As long as you keep it 18/6, every shoot you decide to keep will produce more fan leaves. I prefer these fan leaves to the ones off the main stem, but only after I have tried tucking the main stem ones several times. Not applicable for manifolds, but on a regular Christmas tree plant I leave the main-stem ones until they get big and in the way. If they raise and lower easily with feeding (as they get wet/dry, fed/hungry) I leave them.
- I have had more deficiencies than abundances. Feed at 50% 1st feed. If the plant likes it, 75% minimum after that. Shoot for 100%, and raise your lights before anything else if you see issues.
- I personally like RO water. I like control. I have damaged plants by not effectively supplementing what I have removed from the water. If I use Botanicare Cal-Mag + it returns my pure water to "safe" tap water.
- Adding the minimum dose of Botanicare "silica blast" with the calmag makes fatter stems and fatter buds.
- Damn. Based on the last two bullets, why haven't I tried their nute lines? hashtag- on the list
- Keep the exhaust going 24/7 and make sure it gives you good consistent airflow - a fan blowing over the tops is a separate entity. I have mine on the timer unless I have a gnat problem.
- And having a hobby like this, which requires attention to detail, counteracts some of the effects of the product IMHO, this in and of itself is a hedge against Alzheimer's in us old people "stay focused or you'll fuck up your medicine!" LOL
The Ardent Nova decarb machine is worth it. I'll get it replaced if still under warranty - or buy a new one if it is one day past...
And lastly, I'm H.a.F. right now off my newly cured GDP - which is why you get this little peek. Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me
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