i'll take GET SHOT for $200 Alex..WARNING: THIS IS ABOUT ME.
so i'm walking my dog when i notice a kid parked white van who didn't belong in our community..he was busy getting his back-pack together talking to someone this morning at 6AM..took the dog in, grabbed my jacket and out the door- low and behold the little shitheads are going through everyone's car as tag team to steal shit..got to the fifth car and bingo! they're in..i told them to get the fvck away from that car 'it's not yours dude'..'fvck you it is mine dude'..'fvck you'.'.fvck you'..drew a gun out and slid..i hit the ground..they ran got into their van and hauled ass..i chased after to get a pic but they were too fast..saw a cop at 7-11 and told him the story..he put a BOLO out and asked me to go back home to show where they were parked and which car they got in to..by the time we got there they had one cuffed and stuffed, the other chased down a few streets over- they just couldn't resist and decided to work the same parking lot just different area..the kid threw the bag the gun was in, on the ground next to where they were parked..last i heard short gang banger gave up the key fob to white NISSAN..bag found where they were parked was a NISSAN first aid kit that he had the gun in and left behind
and how was YOUR morning?