Gary Goodson
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That’s not even meant to be a hashtag old man. Or a pound sign. I think I meant “number 3” but don’t take my word for it. I’ve been drinking already.
Mrs you know who is gonna be upset when she gets home.
What did you accomplish today?
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Mrs you know who is gonna be upset when she gets home.
I'd be upset at prime rib for xmas where's the tamale love? We all must make sacrifices.
Gary Goodson
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I just jerk off on the side of the boat the whole time. Never even notice what’s going on around me. Focus my man, focus!
Gary Goodson
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No way, that’s one thing I don’t do! The bitches make the tamales.
Wait... so I guess that means I should be making them?! Fuck me running... let me go start on the masa
BudmanTX
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works for meI'm going with this one as a nod to the bear, what do you think?
LOL god I miss really good tamales. Masa light as a feather and just the right ratio to tasty filling, about 2 good bites. I could never get them right. I guess I don't have the tamale gene. I wonder with Crispr.....
Gary Goodson
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Mother in law(aka crazy ass women) is making tamales today. I told her I want some with salsa verde and queso. She said ok so I’m golden! Can’t wait
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I figured it out!
Your liver is an old pro and can anticipate and hold off two beers. The third is the "got a third hand, bitch?" beer.
DDOS.
Distributed denial of sobriety.
Gary Goodson
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Lmao
BudmanTX
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texas, the big state in the south.....i've been up since 7am this morning working with things around the house first....it's what happens when you have animals. Wake up with water, 3 S's, then off to the outside, come back in make coffee before the Mrs's wakes up. I've been running like the wind this morning getting ready for the rains coming....make sure everyone is safe and sound.....then half cup coffee...feeding time for cattle and horses inspection of pins to make sure no critters getting in......then i'm off to work...where i'm at now.....had my first full cup when i announced it, working on the second now......
we're laid back around here....if u haven't noticed...lol
It's POURING rain here, flash floods ahead sigh......
Gary Goodson
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It’s way to early for this. I just jammed stairway to heaven and I’m so good I air guitared the last part AND air drummed the shits too!
Top that mother fuckers!
Top that mother fuckers!
BudmanTX
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that same system is heading here, reports say 2 to 3" where i'm but snow and ice for the panhandle or shall i say Dallas North ward.......
This is the winter of my discontent! I must continue to clean fucking seeds. I also need to go buy some christmas stamps for the fucking seeds, fucking cannabis
Gary Goodson
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I just harvested Bob’s “the sauce” it’s such a great one that I can’t let it go.
Even ^ that’s a lie, I for the record, don’t grow anymore. Someone even told me I only grow dix!
Thought about @BudmanTX the other day.
Saw a picture of one of our earthquake damaged roads & the caption said:
"Alaska is splitting in half so Texas can be the Third largest state"
Lol
Gary Goodson
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Oh you mother fucker! We are large and in charge.
tangerinegreen555
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I got most of the leaves up, except for spots I can't drive the tractor over.
I'm not big on raking but it's a nice day and somebody has to do it.
So it's off to the shed and the great outdoors where the weed smell offends no one.
BudmanTX
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LOL.........