Aussie Growers Thread

Bongsmoke420

Bongsmoke420

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Venus55 said:
I’m a chef, chaffeur, stylist, cleaner, personal assistant, event co-ordinator, nurse, nutritionist, house keeper, teacher, toy repair engineer, lego construction engineer, toy railway engineer, speech therapist, art director, seamstress, mediator, stain removal expert, personal swing pusher, sports coordinator, pet groomer, bodyguard and CEO!!
Sheesh..!! I miss anything?

(Gardening specialist)!! ;)
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Being a Mum..... derrr
 
redeyedfrog

redeyedfrog

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Venus55 said:
Being a “mum”.... yep that’s right (starts sobbing whilst mopping the floors) no one appreciates me!! :finger::finger::finger::finger::finger:>:(
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That's ok they always say nice things about you when your gone, my kids seem to have this great appreciation for me when I'm overseas then take me fir granted cuz I'm always there for them when I'm home. Just imagine how much love we will get when we die lol.
 
Venus55

Venus55

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redeyedfrog said:
That's ok they always say nice things about you when your gone, my kids seem to have this great appreciation for me when I'm overseas then take me fir granted cuz I'm always there for them when I'm home. Just imagine how much love we will get when we die lol.
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Oh haha!! Not much of a consolation:cry:
 
2easy

2easy

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Venus55 said:
Hahaha, I’ve seen this one...

You laugh 2easy, laugh while u can... you’ll get the shock of your life when you have kids!!

All my partner says is “remember when u used to be fun”, and I’m like “remember when I wasn’t a mum”!!!

“I’ll pull out” .. FAMOUS LAST WORDS
smh
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I have had the snip. Me and the ex didnt want kids and she was an absolute cunt on the pill so we decided i would get the snip.

Besides i have a dog so its pretty much the same thing right?
 
Bongsmoke420

Bongsmoke420

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Venus55 said:
Hahaha, I’ve seen this one...

You laugh 2easy, laugh while u can... you’ll get the shock of your life when you have kids!!

All my partner says is “remember when u used to be fun”, and I’m like “remember when I wasn’t a mum”!!!

“I’ll pull out” .. FAMOUS LAST WORDS
smh
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I help my partner out as much as I can I like raising my son it’s fun, he’s a bit of prick sonetimes nothing a good slap on the backside won’t fix
 
Bongsmoke420

Bongsmoke420

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you should of gotten rid of the bitch, instead of robbing yourself of strong swimmers. At least u don’t have to wear dommys, guess u just make sure they clean aye
Bongsmoke420 said:
I help my partner out as much as I can I like raising my son it’s fun, he’s a bit of prick sonetimes nothing a good slap on the backside won’t fix
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Venus55

Venus55

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Papasmurf99 said:
Hahah that never happens
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Damn straight. Now his punishment is condoms or no action lol. I took the pill for years but became high stroke risk so can’t take contraceptives in any form anymore, so it’s snip snip for him if he wants to live sans rain jacket. But he’s got this ridiculous idea I might change my mind and have another!!! Ahhhh YEAH NAH not happening in this life time buddy!! Why the fuck would I voluntarily put myself thru that trauma again!? No sir
 
OzCocoLoco

OzCocoLoco

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ruby fruit said:
Why don't u say something like that then when u had the chance coco instead of a smart arse "lol" ?
I can only read into the "Lol" one way and that's taking the piss out of me
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So it's cool for you to take the piss but you don't like it when someone takes the piss out of you ?
 
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