What did you accomplish today?

BudmanTX said:
killer pumpkin...

ok why am i awake....oh that's right $$$$$ .......crap

coffee in hand, hope everyone is doing ok....
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my neighbor is out of town, my boss is out of town, my phone is set to voicemail (which i have purposely never set up),
i'm sitting on half an elbow of assorted weed, and about 20 grams of hash....if this ain't a good day, i'm fucking doing it wrong
 
Roger A. Shrubber said:
my neighbor is out of town, my boss is out of town, my phone is set to voicemail (which i have purposely never set up),
i'm sitting on half an elbow of assorted weed, and about 20 grams of hash....if this ain't a good day, i'm fucking doing it wrong
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no my friend, i think in you part of the world, everything is .......how should i say........okie dokie...lol
 
The beagle woke me at 02:00 to go out so I put him on his runner off the back porch - - - and then we saw the bear.
Photo op moment:
Me on the porch (naked of course), beagle barking furiously while I'm holding runner, bear about 25' away looking confused.

It seemed to last forever - I dragged the screaming pup back into the house, closed the sliding glass door & grabbed the shotgun and (thankfully) like a well mannered bruin he simply sauntered back into the woods.

~I haven't slept since & coffee not necessary, too much Adrenalin~
 
I talked the wife into me leaving for the trail after lunch today instead of in the morning. Just a quick run to the local cafe for lunch, then a pack shakedown and I'm outdoors for a few days. I'm heading south. The Florida Trail is free, but lots of road walk. State parks are 5 bucks a night for backpackers. But they have water, bathrooms and electricity just for the taking. I'll decide when I get down that way. I have a friend who will drop me off and pick me up off the Florida Trail, but I haven't called to ask what his schedule is like.
 
GreatwhiteNorth said:
The beagle woke me at 02:00 to go out so I put him on his runner off the back porch - - - and then we saw the bear.
Photo op moment:
Me on the porch (naked of course), beagle barking furiously while I'm holding runner, bear about 25' away looking confused.

It seemed to last forever - I dragged the screaming pup back into the house, closed the sliding glass door & grabbed the shotgun and (thankfully) like a well mannered bruin he simply sauntered back into the woods.

~I haven't slept since & coffee not necessary, too much Adrenalin~
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I think the bear recognized your consideration. You yelled at him (?) naked and upright, just as he would have done.

"That'll do, manbearpig ... "

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
The beagle woke me at 02:00 to go out so I put him on his runner off the back porch - - - and then we saw the bear.
Photo op moment:
Me on the porch (naked of course), beagle barking furiously while I'm holding runner, bear about 25' away looking confused.

It seemed to last forever - I dragged the screaming pup back into the house, closed the sliding glass door & grabbed the shotgun and (thankfully) like a well mannered bruin he simply sauntered back into the woods.

~I haven't slept since & coffee not necessary, too much Adrenalin~
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Dang, 25' is RFC :shock:
 
GreatwhiteNorth said:
The beagle woke me at 02:00 to go out so I put him on his runner off the back porch - - - and then we saw the bear.
Photo op moment:
Me on the porch (naked of course), beagle barking furiously while I'm holding runner, bear about 25' away looking confused.

It seemed to last forever - I dragged the screaming pup back into the house, closed the sliding glass door & grabbed the shotgun and (thankfully) like a well mannered bruin he simply sauntered back into the woods.

~I haven't slept since & coffee not necessary, too much Adrenalin~
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I believed you when you told me about the bears in your area, I didn’t need a photo op of, naked bear wrangling. But if you have one...
 
ANC said:
Well, that erection was offputting.
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In bellybutton lingo, at that point I had an "Innie" and not an "Outie".

In my defense it was around 40 deg F though.

jerryb73 said:
I believed you when you told me about the bears in your area, I didn’t need a photo op of, naked bear wrangling. But if you have one...
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I was just a bit busy for a selfie. :shock:
 
GreatwhiteNorth said:
The beagle woke me at 02:00 to go out so I put him on his runner off the back porch - - - and then we saw the bear.
Photo op moment:
Me on the porch (naked of course), beagle barking furiously while I'm holding runner, bear about 25' away looking confused.

It seemed to last forever - I dragged the screaming pup back into the house, closed the sliding glass door & grabbed the shotgun and (thankfully) like a well mannered bruin he simply sauntered back into the woods.

~I haven't slept since & coffee not necessary, too much Adrenalin~
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You must have shamed the bear, now the poor bear has to live a life of inadequateness.

@jerryb73 I've seen black bear on the side of 95 near Mexico Beach, Cheaha ( probably misspelled ) and in Boaz as well. So I'm surprised you haven't seen one or two. There's a small population of them north of mobile that migrate around the south east, one came through here a couple of years ago and the local idiots darted it and took it to the national park where it then ran straight out in to the road and got hit by a car, it survived but the local idiots should have just left it alone it wasn't hurting anything.
 
Bareback said:
You must have shamed the bear, now the poor bear has to live a life of inadequateness.

@jerryb73 I've seen black bear on the side of 95 near Mexico Beach, Cheaha ( probably misspelled ) and in Boaz as well. So I'm surprised you haven't seen one or two. There's a small population of them north of mobile that migrate around the south east, one came through here a couple of years ago and the local idiots darted it and took it to the national park where it then ran straight out in to the road and got hit by a car, it survived but the local idiots should have just left it alone it wasn't hurting anything.
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I’ve been swimming at cheaha (sp idk either) but only seen 1 bear in the wild and that was Tennessee, one paid us a visit :shock: my dumbass was drinking shine and I thought I was gonna go outside and get a pic, they wouldn’t let me..
 
jerryb73 said:
I’ve been swimming at cheaha (sp idk either) but only seen 1 bear in the wild and that was Tennessee, one paid us a visit :shock: my dumbass was drinking shine and I thought I was gonna go outside and get a pic, they wouldn’t let me..
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The one I seen in Cheaha was in a dumpster I threw trash on it, it screamed, I screamed we both ran ( in different directions ) that was 1973-74 about 15-20 miles from where I was born.
 
Our black cat that I had spayed yesterday is a doorknob jumper. We sometimes put her behind a door if we have to open the back door for some reason. Luckily it is quite a heavy to open door. But you just see the lever going up and down as she tries to open it for a while, every time.
 
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